Findings:

• And they never think these tools will fail.
• For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
• Jesus' blood never failed me yet
• Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Video, or it never happened.
• Never be rude to an Arab
• Count Dracula has dyscalcula. He mumbles numbers and never slumbers.
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• The Matrix is going down for a reboot in 5 minutes: all users, please save your data and log out
• Please don't peel the sweet corn
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Please support your local mission. Here's why.
• Failed to create empty
• If Eve Had Failed to Conceive
• Answering a phone that never rings
• A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• I was never any good at maths at school
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• Accidents Never Happen
• the smallest integer never considered
• It's obvious you've never owned a penis
• A place where the sun never sets
• You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• Never tell your housemates you know how a computer works
• He'll never know what he's missing
• Never go home
• The Nodermeet On Which The Sun Never Sets - London
• You've never had it so good
• Never define your value by the scale of someone else's weakness
• Never Learn Not To Love
• Never Ending Tour
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• you can never quarantine the past
• nostalgia for things that never existed
• You never held it at the right angle
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• You can't please all of the people all of the time
• Please please please let me get what I want
• Check please
• CIFS: Common Insecurities Fail Scrutiny (6)
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• Words fail me
• How to disappear completely and never be found
• You'll never work in this town again!
• why i could never live in the city
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• never show this dialog box again
• floating and never settling
• Suspended in wonder at a world I could never understand
• Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
• I Never Hear the Word "Escape"
• Why I never became a Geologist
• What joy it is to be hidden, and what sorrow to never be found!
• World War II never happened
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
• Never wrestle with a pig
• Dressed for Prom, Date Never Showed
• I'll never forget Morocco
• Children never die
• Never forget
• First Scenes for Plays I'll Never Finish
• the ocean never ceasing in her secret whispers to the land
• never say anything you do not understand. you will quickly find the path to truth.
• Please Make Noises which Do Not Signify
• Put the stickers on the shrink wrap, please
• Please, Pleaseplease
• please let me in (user)
• How to recover from a failed BIOS update
• Fail Blog
• Never Mind The Bollocks, Here's The Sex Pistols
• The Man Who Never Sleeps
• It's never him
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• Never feed hotdogs to a grouper
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a thirteen year-old girl
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• Questions we will never have answers to
• Never get involved in a land war in Asia
• it never thunders here i am jealous
• I never knew
• I never learned to dance
• The things we always thought, yet never had the courage to speak
• I never tried to reach your Eden
• The Nodermeet On Which The Sun Never Sets
• I've never suffered from nostalgia
• an invitation to be everything you never thought you could be
• Despite her station, the quarry was never alone
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• since we became accelerated readers, we never leave the house
• She hopes I'm cursed forever to sleep on a twin size mattress, never graduating up in size to add a lover.
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• never holster your gun without slaying the buddha
• Please make your genitalia inspired abuse more interesting and constructive
• Nine Inch Will Please a Lady
• Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em
• Please inquire of past generations, and consider the things searched out by their fathers
• test post please ignore
• Fianna Fáil
• When Democracy Failed: The warnings of history
• Never underestimate the power of soup
• He never returned
• How to crack root and not get caught
• I hope you never run for public office
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• executed but never exposed
• I shall never grow cold of you
• The Week Never Starts Round Here
• Letters I've written, never meaning to send
• The Music Never Stopped: Roots of the Grateful Dead
• You'll Never Make Love in This Town Again
• Never do card tricks for the people you play poker with
• The Mouse Police Never Sleep
• to-morrow come never
• I never know what to do with my hands
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• u'll never know me (user)
• I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
• The Regret that Never Ended
• We're Never Prepared For Snow
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• Please stop annoying me
• Here is my love. Please spend it wisely.
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• Please Excuse My Brevity and Selfishness
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• 2008 Financial Crisis
• Things that we will never use
• Never argue with a fool
• Dreamer, never learned to be ambitious
• I am never alone
• You can never go home again
• Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
• Garage bands which never made it to the garage
• I never saw a Moor
• The Boy Who Will Never Win A Coin-Toss
• I never saw daylight in all that time
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• We kissed like we had never tasted lips
• You'll never know how much you've changed me
• Murder Never Tasted So Good
• You can never really escape the fire
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• Old day logs never die. (e2poll)
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• the day the power went out and never came back on
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally
• Please don't apologize for your identity
• Please remove your morality from my vagina. Thank you.
• We're doing very well, doctor. Please open the door?
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• How to fail a class
• Tiger Woods and Brit Hume fail at Buddhism
• The one my father never met
• I taste a liquor never brewed
• Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
• Never trust anything that can think for itself
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a Live Nude Lesbian
• Always winter and never Christmas
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Never Smile at a Crocodile
• Never kick a guy in the crotch!
• August from September never looked as green
• You'll never work in dis bidness again
• It's obvious you've never owned a vagina
• and never the twain shall meet
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• I never remembered my dreams until they started being about you

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