Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "no offense meant to crazy eccentric fruitcakes I mean I am one okay so dont get defensive"

• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• No One Knows Who I Am
• No One Gets Left Behind
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
• i am no one (user)
• It wouldn't sell so well if no one bought it
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• No one gets out of this life alive
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
• The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• I am so an American
• don't need no credit card to ride this train
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• One Crazy Summer
• I Am Slowly Going Crazy
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I don't get nostalgia, I get flashbacks
• Am am no prophet
• you called my name in the dark, so here I am
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
• I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• OH NO YOU DON'T
• You don't get a song
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• I am so fucking happy
• I am a teacher, and I don't know what your pancreas does
• I Am America (And So Can You!)
• I am thinking of a number between one and ten
• marxists get crazy laid
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• I don't get many things right the first time
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• So you don't have to
• No, I don't have channel 11
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• I don't get it
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• I am so sorry and you will never know
• I am the one hiding under your bed; teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red.
• I am an IT Department of One.
• I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
• Depression is a good thing
• I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
• I am no prophet
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
• I am someone and I wish so much I could help you
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• It's so crazy it just might work
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Love the one you don't need
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• It Don't Mean a Thing (If It Ain't Got That Swing)
• I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I don't know what Christmas means anymore
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• One thing you don't want is a thaw
• Don't say no
• don't spend it all in one place
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• Don’t take life so serious, son; it ain’t nohow permanent
• I dont no (user)
• It don't mean anything moves
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• I love you and it's okay you don't know I exist
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
• A floor is so you don't fall in the hole your house is in
• don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
• You just don't get it
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• Why I am no longer a journalist
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• I am no poet
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• I am no longer the youngest
• I am no longer an EDB refugee
• no more stupid, i am full
• no more bitter. i am full.
• I am tired of trying to change the world one person at a time
• I am a minority of one
• I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
• Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
• and am happily disturbed by no passions
• Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
• I am not one of the millions that went in. I am one of the few that came out.
• i am so random (user)
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
• Tonight I am the one below the window, fresh out of pebbles
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Am I the only one who walks alone under moonlight without fear?
• i am always searching. like a plant, i thirst forever. i cannot get enough of the light.
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• now that I am no longer
• One kind of crazy
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Which doesn’t sound so crazy when we put it that way
• Why are there so many crazy people on the Internet?
• I am not anyone's "type" so far
• Two Things I am Compelled to Support because of One Thing I Strongly Believe In
• We don't need no education
• I don't want to fall so easily
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• Saying what you don't mean
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• No, don't click that!
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• Don't stand so close to me
• So runs my dream; but what am I?
• No, don't set it down there; that's the Void. Just leave it on the coffee table.
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• emotions others don't get to see
• If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us?
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean it isn't art
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• Stoned music memories
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• Rape committed by women

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