Findings:

• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• When you kill people they die
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• People don't flail when they die
• What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• The lottery is a tax on stupid people
• the moment when they take possession of you
• Dead people are not sleeping. They are dead.
• Clicking noises aren't unusual when you own an older car
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• Weak and stupid people manipulating other weak and stupid people
• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• There is a difference between considering your audience and giving the people what they want.
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
• When you forget that dogs aren't human
• Why aren't people real anymore?
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• What They Did To the Desert People
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Tell people they're beautiful and they will change the world
• This story is a Neil Young song when you aren't looking
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
• Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
• No, they are not stupid
• As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
• When five senses aren't enough
• when people become strangers
• The nice thing about alcoholics is that they aren't afraid of the dark
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• These aren't the sorts of people you are supposed to like
• when they take my blood
• corporations aren't just people, they're sociopaths
• Things you give people that they keep
• When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
• 90% of people think they are of above average intelligence
• Her hair, tangled
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• When over 95% of its people endure unspeakable torture daily, Planet Earth is officially known as a prison
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
• People are basically stupid
• They aren't my memories anymore
• Ground rush
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• Stupid scary stories you heard when you were a kid
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• Beliefs become religious when they become self-referential
• There are times when they seem to be right
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• If you work in customer service, you will eventually deal with stupid people
• When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
• when you are young they assume you know nothing
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• Stupid people
• Going by the script when talking to people
• When people say destroying a work of art is good
• Stupid people are worse than commercial spammers
• Where people go when people die
• Nice names for stupid people
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• Dumb things people wish they hadn't said
• People want what they cannot have
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• When children become people
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
• Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
• Kissing is when two people taste each other tasting each other
• Stupid movie reviews are killing people
• When silence between two people is comfortable
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• When Bad Things Happen to Good People
• I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• cat haters
• It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• There's a difference between fear and cowardice. Fear is unavoidable. Cowardice is allowing people, including oneself, to suffer because of what they fear.
• we are fed violence and love is censored, and people are shocked when violence is all we know
• Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
• telling people what they don't need to know
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• When they cut through the mountains to lay highways
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• Eye contact at a distance
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• play dumb
• The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
• Sometimes birds are lions and prides of pigeons shake the ground when they roar.
• When they realized they were in the desert, they built a religion to worship thirstiness.
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
• School is for stupid people
• laughing at things that aren't funny
• but aren't we all
• Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
• The Borg aren't scary anymore
• You aren't a nice guy; you're a hairy jellyfish
• Truly frightening Halloween costumes aren't much fun at parties
• Some things in the graveyard aren't dead
• Why aren't there any female Jedi?
• Songs that metalheads like that aren't metal
• What are you doing? Why aren't you busy trying to save the world?
• Minutes aren't meaningful
• It's important to agree on definitions. Otherwise, you aren't communicating well.
• Parentheses statements (though aren't we all?)
• (aren't we all?)
• Everyone on this site is a bot. Everyone except you, and nate.
• Everything must have an ending except my love for you.
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
• My kisses say nothing except "I love you"
• We can see everything as it truly is, except things we hold dear
• i like it when we talk about the deep stuff
• Allow me to name names of every name except the name I wish to drop
• Alone Except for the Earth
• Bare, Except for a Rose
• except that you hear the violinist
• everything except the butterfly
• Immortality is basically free now, except that you still die.
• people
• How to Talk Dirty and Influence People
• People are sometimes very crazy
• Blue People
• Shiny Happy People

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