Findings:
- I want my mommy
- Mommy
- Mommy, why are those ducks wrestling like that?
- Mommy fantasy
- I Love my Mommy
- Mean Mommies
- I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
- Playboy Mommy
- Mommy, this lady's wearing Skechers!
- Mommy, you dropped this
- I saw Mommy kissing EDB
- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
- The Mommy Wars
- My Mommy
- Make Me Mommy
- Heather Has Two Mommies
- Mommy Liberty
- Mommy and Daddy
- mommy (user)
- Bad Mommy (user)
- Romantic as in 19th century German aesthetics, not what mommy says daddy used to be.
- Don't tell mommy
- Mommy Gypsy (user)
- Mommy porn
- Mommy juice
- please
- Take my wife, please!
- Please wait: Updating personalised settings for Microsoft Internet Explorer
- Hurry up please it's time
- Please Please Me
- Marvin K. Mooney, Will You Please Go Now
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- Pleased
- Someone please kill me
- please explain
- Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally
- Please use plain text
- Please help me!
- Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below
- Freakazoids, please report to the dance floor.
- Please take a number
- The Matrix is going down for a reboot in 5 minutes: all users, please save your data and log out
- Please make your genitalia inspired abuse more interesting and constructive
- Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
- Please Kill Me
- Pleased to Meet Me
- Ticket, please.
- nigga please
- Please cut back on your car usage
- Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
- Could We Start Again, Please?
- Will the Real Slim Shady Please Shutup?
- Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
- Please stop annoying me
- listen()
- Please Save My Earth
- Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
- This is our ool. Notice there is no P in it. Please keep it that way.
- Please don't feed the troll
- I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
- I'd like a new lease on life, please.
- Please don't force your beliefs on me
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
- Please Make Noises which Do Not Signify
- Please don't apologize for your identity
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- say please
- Please don't bring your kids
- Please clear the field; the game is not over
- Please sir, may I have some more?
- Give me a moment, please
- All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
- Pleased as Punch
- Nine Inch Will Please a Lady
- Please recycle
- Please let me out, I won't do it again
- Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
- please forgive me (user)
- Please Fix This Bug. (user)
- When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
- Our little girl Susan is a most admirable slut, and pleases us mightily
- Please don't smoke the mystery bag
- Will the Real Bruce Perens Please Stand Up?
- You can't please all of the people all of the time
- Here is my love. Please spend it wisely.
- Please insert nicotine
- Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
- If you are *not* ariels, please [click here].
- So Pretty Please
- Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
- Please call again
- Please wait while Microsoft Outlook exits
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- Pleased to Meet You
- She was so pleased to learn that she was right
- Put the stickers on the shrink wrap, please
- Please remove your morality from my vagina. Thank you.
- She sits where she pleases
- Please do not bring me flowers
- Please remember the adverb is there for your protection
- I hate you. Please don't leave me.
- I miss you when you're away. Please go.
- Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
- Got any ID please?
- Time Travelers please help!
- Please don't peel the sweet corn
- Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em
- Please let me wake up and find myself found
- Die Please (user)
- Please, Teacher!
- You are live on Channel 4, please do not swear
- Please Smile My Noise Bleed
- Please Don't Kill the Freshman
- Please Don't Bury Me
- Please please please let me get what I want
- Will you please be quiet, please?
- please i drunk (user)
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
- please (user)
- No Sex Please: We're British
- Welcome to our Modern World, please find yourself a corner.
- something please (user)
- Please pardon our façade
- Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
- Please, Pleaseplease
- We're doing very well, doctor. Please open the door?
- Please remember to let me down gently.
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- please keep your feelings inside the vehicle at all times
- Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
- Please inquire of past generations, and consider the things searched out by their fathers
- Please, Call me Honky
- Please don't take my sunshine away.
- The Circle of Life is complete. Please insert another quarter
- how many years, please, until I am better?
- I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
- Please calm down, this is all standard procedure
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- let me speak please (user)
- this is a please this is a please
- Check please
- Please Excuse My Brevity and Selfishness
- Please don't send your resume
- Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- WAS MY DRINK SPIKED? please respond!
- Please do not feed the birds
- Please Go
- Eds, do NOT click on this, please. Testing hit counter.
- Please do not read this
- please let me in (user)
- Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
- No flash photography on the drunks, please
- Please don't grab at my notebook, my love
- A God Pleased By The Odor Of Burning Flesh; A God Who Burns Human Flesh, Eternally
- Please do not feed the Hamsters!
- Lord, Blow the Moon Out Please
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- Please God, make me a stone.
- loveto please (user)
- Please Stop Asamothing. You Are Killing Something Beautiful.
- Can you clean up you're grammar please?
- Will somebody please think of the children?
- please bully me; my life is not shitty enough
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