Findings:

• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Pleased to Meet Me
• please let me in (user)
• listen()
• please bully me; my life is not shitty enough
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• Please Don't Bury Me
• It makes lots of sense to me. Unfortunately, that's what hurts the most.
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
• Hurt me plenty
• make me hurt you
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• It Hurts Me Too
• Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em
• Please Kill Me
• Please remember to let me down gently.
• Please please please let me get what I want
• Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
• Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
• Hurt me, use me, make me write bad checks
• let me speak please (user)
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• Please stop annoying me
• hurt me more (user)
• the fire didn't hurt me, though---we're old friends
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• Hurt me, use me, make me watch "Prince of Darkness"
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• Sometimes it hurts, makes me smile, sets me floating distant
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Give me a moment, please
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Please do not bring me flowers
• please forgive me (user)
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• Please help me!
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
• Please God, make me a stone.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Please, Call me Honky
• i hate this beautiful world o please let me stay here forever
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• Someone please kill me
• Please Please Me
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Hurt
• Everybody Hurts
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• John Hurt
• people hurt
• It only hurts when I breathe
• You always hurt the one you love
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• Sore throat cure
• mustache wax hurts
• Obsession hurt too much
• THC hurts short-term memory
• Does shaking your head hurt your brain?
• this is going to hurt a little
• The universe makes my head hurt
• Hurt, dark eyes and.. lost, I am lost
• It hurt when we were pruned
• It hurts to breathe.
• When sex hurts (Men)
• please put a side of hope on the menu
• Mississippi John Hurt
• Heart flutterings hurt more as I age
• The light hurts, why won't it touch us gently?
• Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
• It hurts just to watch it go by
• My eyes hurt
• None of These Kids Gets Hurt.
• The closer you are to someone, the easier it is to hurt them
• That Time and Absence proves Rather helps than hurts to loves
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• William Hurt
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• Stupid ways to hurt yourself
• My self-image hurts him
• Hurts a beer stein
• the truth hurts
• Everything Was Beautiful and Nothing Hurt
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• Sex On Hard Concrete Always Hurts The Orgasmic Areas
• World Of Hurt
• hurt pie (document)
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• my heart hurts so bad
• And she's walking as if her feet hurt
• I wouldn't hurt a fly, but you're not a fly
• Hurt Locker
• Give 'til it hurts: Magazine sales scams
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• Nothing Was Beautiful and Everything Hurt
• I think this hurts. I can't tell.
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
• help, don't hurt (user)
• help, don't hurt! (user)
• For Pierre, who hurts himself with liquor
• It never hurts to give thanks to the broken ones you had to use to build your ladder.
• Did it hurt when you fell from heaven
• hurt brings out the worst in us
• i'm sorry your toys hurt people
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• The Introverted Thinker hurts her sister
• I never wanted to see you get hurt. Even though it's kind of funny.
• Out of practice but my heart hurts so
• What Me Worry (user)
• -Me- (user)
• me
• Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
• So Sue Me
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky
• Drug Me
• Drink Me
• Eat Me
• Come to Me
• C is for cookie, and that's good enough for me
• Don't stand so close to me
• You Really Got Me
• Me too
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• Do you know me?
• Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
• Me and a Gun
• Rape Me
• Pour Some Sugar On Me
• That man bit me
• Excuse me
• Give me a break!
• What, me worry?
• England Made Me
• The shape of me and other stuff
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Big Me
• why me?
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Someone looking at a picture of me
• Taste me, taste me
• Roger and Me
• they're all the same except for me

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