Findings:

• This is our ool. Notice there is no P in it. Please keep it that way.
• No Sex Please: We're British
• Please make your genitalia inspired abuse more interesting and constructive
• No flash photography on the drunks, please
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• please keep your feelings inside the vehicle at all times
• Please clear the field; the game is not over
• Please don't smoke the mystery bag
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• Someone please kill me
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• State your name for the record please
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• Please, Call me Honky
• Take my wife, please!
• Please calm down, this is all standard procedure
• please let me in (user)
• Please don't feed the troll
• Please Kill Me
• Please don't send your resume
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• She sits where she pleases
• Pleased as Punch
• Got any ID please?
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• You are live on Channel 4, please do not swear
• Please insert nicotine
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• Please Go
• Lord, Blow the Moon Out Please
• Please Excuse My Brevity and Selfishness
• Freakazoids, please report to the dance floor.
• listen()
• I wrote this stupid piece of shit now could you please connect it to the web
• Please help me!
• Please wait: Updating personalised settings for Microsoft Internet Explorer
• I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
• A Thousand Ways to Please a Husband
• You can't please all of the people all of the time
• Give me a moment, please
• Put the stickers on the shrink wrap, please
• Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
• Please recycle
• We're not trying to fool one another, honestly. We're trying to fool ourselves. Please forgive us.
• somebody please tell this machine I'm not a machine
• Die Please (user)
• Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
• Please download this app so I can see you inna nude
• Please please please let me get what I want
• please (user)
• Time Travelers please help!
• Please don't bring your kids
• Please, Pleaseplease
• Please do not feed the birds
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• The Circle of Life is complete. Please insert another quarter
• Please don't take my sunshine away.
• Please Stop Asamothing. You Are Killing Something Beautiful.
• Please do not feed the Hamsters!
• something please (user)
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• please
• Marvin K. Mooney, Will You Please Go Now
• please explain
• Please Please Me
• nigga please
• Pleased to Meet Me
• Please take a number
• Will the Real Martian Please Stand Up?
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• I'd like a new lease on life, please.
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Will the Real Slim Shady Please Shutup?
• Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below
• Will the Real Bruce Perens Please Stand Up?
• Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
• Here is my love. Please spend it wisely.
• i hate this beautiful world o please let me stay here forever
• Our little girl Susan is a most admirable slut, and pleases us mightily
• Please wait while Microsoft Outlook exits
• Please call again
• So Pretty Please
• Pleased to Meet You
• Please do not bring me flowers
• Please remove your morality from my vagina. Thank you.
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• If you are *not* ariels, please [click here].
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em
• Please Smile My Noise Bleed
• Please, Teacher!
• Please don't peel the sweet corn
• This Valentine's Day, please end my suffering
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Welcome to our Modern World, please find yourself a corner.
• For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
• please i drunk (user)
• Please Don't Kill the Freshman
• Please use the handrail
• Please remember the adverb is there for your protection
• This is not a joke, so please stop smiling
• say please
• this is a please this is a please
• Check please
• Please inquire of past generations, and consider the things searched out by their fathers
• WAS MY DRINK SPIKED? please respond!
• Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
• A God Pleased By The Odor Of Burning Flesh; A God Who Burns Human Flesh, Eternally
• Please do not read this
• let me speak please (user)
• Please pardon our façade
• how many years, please, until I am better?
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Please God, make me a stone.
• please bully me; my life is not shitty enough
• Can you clean up you're grammar please?
• Eds, do NOT click on this, please. Testing hit counter.
• Please don't grab at my notebook, my love
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Will somebody please think of the children?
• loveto please (user)
• We're doing very well, doctor. Please open the door?
• Up. Up! UP! Please!
• Hurry up please it's time
• Papers, Please
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally
• Pleased
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• Please cut back on your car usage
• Ticket, please.
• The Matrix is going down for a reboot in 5 minutes: all users, please save your data and log out
• Please use plain text
• Please Save My Earth
• Please stop annoying me
• Could We Start Again, Please?
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• Please support your local mission. Here's why.
• test post please ignore
• please forgive me (user)
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Nine Inch Will Please a Lady
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• Please Fix This Bug. (user)
• I want my Forest of Eriador back please
• Please don't apologize for your identity
• Please Make Noises which Do Not Signify
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also

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