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• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• her ardent eyebrows are charcoal scimitars taut above eyes that breeze like open windows
• it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• How to ash out of the back window of a moving car
• like something out of a story
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• food fight
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• Spitting out teeth like ampersands
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• All bastards are bastards, but some bastards is bastards
• How to jump out of a plane, and what it's like
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• Every Which Way but Loose
• I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• windows where I can look out
• time stretches out like frayed rope
• That creepy fuck who smells like stale cigarettes is outside my window again
• Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Your bed is no longer here, but the windows are
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• Out of practice but my heart hurts so
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• some things change, and some things don't
• Like a cat filled with molten bronze and dropped out of a biplane
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• I mean these words come out of him like the right music
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
• Some days it seems like the sun is landing on the earth
• The Rain's Like an Animal Loose in the City
• Create a throwing star out of Post-it Notes
• Don't look out the window in the morning
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• Looking out Ali's window
• Tonight I am the one below the window, fresh out of pebbles
• Some lovers (like the old you and I) never experience love at all
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• Starving in the greenhouse
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• Sad but true. Won't ever change. The end.
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• But I Like You
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• Even the moon likes to change her colors
• Changing the window title in Internet Explorer
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• some nodeshells are not titles but micronodes
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• Alone, Like a Window Washer at the 50th Story
• A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone
• We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
• if you don't like what you're getting, change what you're giving
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• I'd like some dreams too
• sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
• the lightning strike sounded like a car falling out of the sky
• that clean air smell. like living on a mountain and hanging your clothes out to dry.
• Spinning shapes like a song out of order. In the dark she can see fireflies.
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• You like hanging out with me. Dontcha?
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• The paper airplanes we threw out the window
• Go out and get some fresh air
• sticking your head out the window
• Like language barriers. We are frozen within our homes. The windows begin to mean less and less.
• swilling champagne like it's going out of fashion
• hanging out the window with a bottle full of rain
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit (fiction) mp3 (recording)
• She went out through the bathroom window
• David Bowie freaked me out and then some
• Some things just fall out of favor
• Why Kurt had to go out the window
• Fall tried to come this week but Summer chased it out of town.
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
• Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
• War is hell but men like it
• But can you still cry like a child?
• Not her voice, but the way her voice changes,
• Hot pursuit
• Into the Heart of the Whole :: Anderry Inne, But Not Out Again
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• I love you, but it's cold out here
• like you're blind but still can see
• Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• Zephronias is unfriendly to new noders, like, sometimes but not always. Depends on several astronomical variables
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• I try to write you a love song but it comes out a lament
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
• Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
• not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
• No model is true, but some models are useful
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
• Relative value of loose change
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• she likes to dance on the edge. it's all she's known and she won't change now
• It feels like my life is out of sync
• out like a light
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Loose Change
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• Some Like It Hot
• When you blow out like a dead star
• I would like to step out of my heart and go walking beneath the enormous sky
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• Some like it in the pot, nine days old
• How extravagant you are, throwing away women like that
• Paintings bulging out of their frames like the freaked-out spine-damage erections of accident victims
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Can you spare some change?
• some people lie but they're looking for magic
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• I could use some new habits, like holding you
• some summers they drop like flies
• There are a million girls like me out there
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• I like your head. A lot of different stuff comes out of it.
• I like to imagine that Bond's firing the tank shells out of his mouth
• his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• Butt hinge
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• Windows Subsystem for Linux
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?

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