Findings:

• Don't crash here - Crash over there
• No, don't set it down there; that's the Void. Just leave it on the coffee table.
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• Work like you don't need the monkey
• I'm the screen, I work at night
• Don't Sleep, There Are Snakes
• Don't go there! (category)
• Sorry, I don't work here
• we have a lot of work to do
• There's a lot wrong with the world at the moment
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• We don't fly there anymore
• I don't want to go back to work
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• Work like you don't need the money
• There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis
• It turns out there are lots of badasses out there flipping coins.
• there are no rules, but there is a lot to learn
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Somewhere north of Houston, there is a short smelly man that I don't care for
• Ginny and Lola don't work on Thursdays. Sorry, Sugar.
• I don't want to go to work. I want to stay home and play with Stormtroopers.
• Now there's a sonnet you don't see every day
• Don't work at a golf course
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• we've got a lot of time, or maybe we don't
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• man, there sure are a lot of stories
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• Why are there video screens in Playhouse Square?
• I worked at the mall in the 80s. There was a cult that used to recruit out on the front steps.
• Seeing your password right there on the screen
• I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
• don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
• Now there's something you don't see every day, Chauncy
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Don't you ever go to work?
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Crash
• Crash Worship
• Crash Bandicoot
• Crash Course in Commercial French
• crash and burn
• Caffeine crash
• Crash Test Dummies
• head crash
• crash cymbal
• Great Crash
• Great Drive Crash
• Lightning Crashes
• The Ideal Crash
• Computer crash
• Devil Crash
• X server crash
• Roswell UFO crash
• Relationship crash
• Crash Override (user)
• adenosine crash
• Johnny Crash (user)
• 1956 Venezuelan Airliner Crash
• dot-com crash
• Time flies but aeroplanes crash
• Tips for victims of Windows Explorer crashes
• Crash Team Racing
• The crash and bellow of a thousand unseen monsters
• Crash Dive
• Car crash commercials
• What happens in a car crash
• Caribbean Barbed Wire Spider Net Glass Crash Death Match
• How to crash a bike
• AT&T Crash of 1990
• Crash! Magazine
• The Not-Nekkid Nottingham Noderfest and Crash Party
• The quickest way to crash Windows NT/2000/XP
• The quickest way to crash Windows 9x
• Wall Street Crash
• Car Crash for a Soul
• crash diet
• gate crash
• How to survive a plane crash
• Nanaca Crash
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• Earth is the eighth morning, folded against the week's work
• captain crash
• Time Crash
• Too many of my days are spent stuffing my cheeks with food and crash landing in the ocean.
• In the event of malicious software, it is highly suggested that you do not literally crash your computer.
• crash blossoms
• symmetric crash group
• She crashed her car trying to avoid a butterfly
• The Day They Crashed the Grand Concourse
• I only crashed into your house a few times, come on
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• Don't Be Afraid
• Don't panic
• don't care
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• (Don't Fear) The Reaper
• Don't try this at home
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• You Don't Know Jack
• Don't
• I don't know
• Contradictions don't exist
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Don't stand so close to me
• Node what you don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• Don't shit where you eat
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Don't order meat well-done
• Don't Tell Alfred
• Don't mess with Texas
• you don't want to know
• Don't Vote!
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Don't fuck llamas
• Revenge of "Christians don't believe"
• I don't believe in people
• I don't believe in right and wrong
• Don't Go Out the Door
• I don't think of her
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• I don't remember
• Mountain Don't
• Boys Don't Cry
• Don't lock your keys in your car
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Show, don't tell
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys

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