Findings:
- Can't nothin' fail but a try
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- The flowers smiled, but she was gone
- Local cop tries to embarrass city, fails
- I try to write you a love song but it comes out a lament
- Fall tried to come this week but Summer chased it out of town.
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
- She tries to hold the wind, stop it from crying
- A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
- She hated the screen porch, but she loved the heat
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- Hours pass, but she still counts the minutes
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess
- you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- Collapse: How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed
- She wears her failed relationships like a shield
- Sir George West tries to go West but hits traffic
- You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- The operation succeeded but the patient died
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
- she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
- She Spoke in Nothing But Lies
- She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
- She might not need me. But then again she might.
- I tried to laugh but my photocells were cold from the night
- A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
- She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- But she heard it
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- Fell, But Tried
- bitterly but gracefully finding the strength to let go of your failed relationships and move on with your emotionally damaged life
- Well, what happened? Did she succeed?
- I tried to write a node better than this and failed.
- Software that tries to work in situations it cannot control will inevitably fail
- as she suddenly realizes that the Heart that she has been praying to did not send somebody... but is, instead, here.
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
- She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
- But who codes the coders?
- Everything But the Girl
- butt naked
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- but
- butt set
- Mr. Butts
- Words that sound dirty but really aren't
- There is no god but God
- I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
- Every Which Way but Loose
- That'd be the butt, Bob
- Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
- Butt hinge
- Butt joint
- Butt weld
- We have nothing to fear but fear itself
- But I got a B- in penmanship
- But thanks for playing
- There are many like it, but this one is mine
- Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- But my computer really IS possessed
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- Butt crack of dawn
- Lots of MIPS but no I/O
- Things people put up their butts
- Project B.U.T.T.
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
- terrified but hopeful
- anti-abortion but pro-choice
- Straight but not Narrow
- I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
- The odds are good, but the goods are odd
- Scrabble words with a Q but no U
- Monkey Butt!
- butt breath
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
- Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
- You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
- Something Childish, but Very Natural
- Genuine but Insignificant Cause
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- Sororities are nothing but social crutches
- butts ARE litter
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- But what are they really thinking?
- Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
- But I digress
- If I could slip this skin but for a moment
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- My library books are late, but I don't care
- I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
- BQN: But, one for all?
- They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
- Sexist jokes
- Yard Butt
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- Not really by the rules, but...
- No, but I'll have a beer
- Free but worthless shares
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
- I know you are, but what am I?
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
- 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
- It never rains but it pours
- Butt fluffies
- What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- Keep steadfast and earnest. You will try to trick yourself over and over again along the way. Keep going.
- I'm not a rocket scientist, but
- But there are NUNS watching us!
- I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
- General Butt Naked
- I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
- I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
- Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription
- It hasn't been so long, but
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- Push butt: Rub hands under arm
- It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
- I love my apartment but hate the management.
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- There's someone in my head but it's not me
- We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
- There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
- History is not just for the past, but for the future
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- butt rot
- Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
- The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
- Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
- Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- Keep doing it, but don't call it that
- I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
- Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- My Mother and I Love Your Butt
- You know to me she's but a fetish
- you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- If you can't help it, fuck it!
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
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