Findings:

• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Sometimes birds are lions and prides of pigeons shake the ground when they roar.
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• They came together so as to form one whole
• matter and spirit are one and the same. they are knitted together.
• Chipirones en su tinta
• To those who know who they are
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• The dark riders were not sleeping. They were only resting their eyes.
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• Girls who only date jocks
• They grow up. No one told me.
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• On the Air Because They Care
• cat haters
• George W. Bush gave the Taliban $43 million in May 2001 because they banned all drugs
• For anybody who thinks they need to see a psychiatrist
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• play dumb
• They who monitor the Internet
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• Am I the only one who walks alone under moonlight without fear?
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
• just because they never bothered to really do
• They hate us because we're wonderful
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
• Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• They only come out at night
• Words said in anger are, in the end, just words. They only become daggers if you let them.
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
• Are they bleeding all your colours into one?
• you will not keep the attention of plebeians, they only listen with their eyes
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• they only gave me trouble anyways
• They did so because they believed they could.
• sometimes during the rainy season they find bones in the gardens
• It is only in marriage with the world that our ideals can bear fruit: divorced from it, they remain barren.
• Drivers who think they are Neo
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
• If they would only choose to hear it
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• Who are "they" anyway?
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• There's a difference between fear and cowardice. Fear is unavoidable. Cowardice is allowing people, including oneself, to suffer because of what they fear.
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
• 5 Mind-Blowing Facts That Will Literally Make You Go Insane (Because They Blew Your Mind)
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• Being a Jerk to Pick Up Girls
• Who Knows One?
• Who is Number One?
• A Girl with a Past who has Done Things
• girls who like to see their grandmother fight
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• The most dangerous vampires were the ones who were bad at math
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• Hitler has only got one ball
• There is only one season in Houston
• There is likely no one left who remembers
• The Only Ones
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• on being the only one in a restaurant
• Two girls; one car
• The Great One Who Makes The Grass Green
• I Fell In Love With A Girl Who Was Already Gone.
• God is a pretty girl across the bar who smiles and waves in your direction; and you think she is waving at you
• Famous people with only one testicle
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• The ones who watch
• Kill only the stragglers. Let the strong ones live.
• Words that only have one context
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Yet from you only proceeds, kindly ones, comfort and balm.
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• We only eat the stupid ones
• Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
• There can be only one
• Girls Who Looked Under Rocks
• The Girl Who Loved the Wind
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• She's The Type of Girl Who Always Remembers
• Because: Context is not important. Because: My life is one long series of contexts.
• Between lap dances and laptops, you seek girls who fuck like they're boneless.
• The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas
• The Girl Who Talked Like Edward G. Robinson-A Christmas Tale
• Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
• On Being the one who goes away
• I am the one who stood beside you and smiled
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• One who knows does not speak
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• one and only (user)
• We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
• Proving a function has only one root in a given interval
• The Ones Who Walk Away From Salemo
• only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
• One who doesn't ask, eats wax
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• Somewhere there is one who remembers.
• There is only one emotion with a built in safety feature
• An enemy is one who reacts
• unknowing actors in an earthquake movie where there is only an earthquake inside of one person.
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Walking down a very desolate road with only one person on your mind
• the only one (user)
• One Night Only
• because I am only half of what you need
• The Girl Who Leapt Through Time
• The girl who hangs the sun
• Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
• The girl who cried 'rape me'
• The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest
• The Girl Who Waited
• The Girl Who Played With Fire
• I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
• A girl who fell in love with a stove
• Two men enter, one man leaves
• the girl who danced with the chair
• The girl with the red pencil behind one ear
• Sometimes With One I Love
• The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• The Chatterbox allows only one answer to the question "should I breed?"
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• There is only ONE God
• Who's That Girl
• No One Knows Who I Am
• one who sleeps with mothers
• Happy those who with a glowing faith in one embrace clasped Death and Victory
• Two Things I am Compelled to Support because of One Thing I Strongly Believe In
• Humans exist only because opposites exist
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• the dexterity of one who had smoked for years

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