Findings:
- I think I will stay here until it gets dark tonight
- You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
- I know it will get complicated and I know I may make it worse
- panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
- Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- Airport games that will get you arrested or beaten
- Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
- The Lord of the Rings IV: Stop or my Gollum will Shoot!
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot!
- Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
- When I stop going there, I will be well.
- It will get better
- Sealing wax color code, or: Stop asking me what the letter says damn you
- there's a crack in everything - that's how the light gets in
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
- There will be time
- Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
- There is not much new to say about snow, or about broken love
- Man will even get used to the gallows
- I suspect nature itself will stop you
- There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
- Will Everything ever stop expanding?
- Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
- You will get yours
- When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- Spawn of Nature Trail to Hell (in 3-D): or "Oh, Nurse, there's a noder in my KY..."
- Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
- AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
- And there will be whores and rumors of whores
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- there are no good or bad people
- There is no ending until you find a reason to begin again
- Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
- will my heart be there, where I left it so long ago?
- If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- It's all happy endings and meaningful conversation until someone gets hurt
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- spin until you get dizzy, then spin the other way to cancel it out
- How do you get there?
- There's that feeling you get
- There is no violence or enmity in the Lego universe
- Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
- There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
- The Tragedy of Prince Hamlet and the Philosopher's Stone, or, A Will Most Incorrect to Heaven by William Shakespeare
- socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
- The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
- Stop the World — I Want to Get Off
- Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
- There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
- One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
- There will never be another you
- There will be nobody there to shed a tear
- There are monsters in my head, under my bed. Stop.
- Ain’t there a pen that will write before they die?
- haiku are nice until there are too many in one place
- in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
- I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- There Will Be Pieces of You
- I will not use the sidewalk. There are fucking sprinklers
- it feels good until you stop
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- My new way to get there
- We must get there before dark, follow me
- How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
- whatever gets you there
- qanat get there from here
- Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- five will get you ten
- every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
- You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
- Is there one large Matrix or is there one for each crop?
- Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
- For Better or For Worse
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- Jiffy Pop, for better or for worse?
- Searching for Steve (Or, why I stopped feeling guilty for downloading MP3s)
- There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
- I need your pain or I will not live
- assume the Party Escort Submission Position or you will miss the party
- Will perfume or cologne make you more attractive?
- "It gets better" or so they say.
- Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
- every choice you make is an elimination of future possibility, for better or worse
- Will You Stop Helping Me!
- There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
- There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
- Race-mixing will happen whether or not you want it
- Who Will Be There
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
- On the comet there will be much pie
- There Will Be Blood
- There will be no more stories to read
- There Will Come Soft Rains
- all the cute guys will be there
- Just Yes Or No Will Do
- throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
- Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
- I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
- there will be a last
- Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
- There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
- Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
- The houses there are nice, although the mosquitoes will eat you alive.
- In the spark of an enemy, there will be salvation
- No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
- This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
- I won't get over it until people get over Jesus
- At least things can't get any worse
- Shit or get off the pot
- Getting rid of start menu items
- Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Want to Get Off!
- There is almost no need for the word 'get'
- Get busy living or get busy dying
- How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
- Life will get easier
- Why digital media will get man to Mars
- Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
- How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
- It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again
- It is difficult to get the news from poems, yet men die miserably every day for lack of what is found there
- I'll get there when I get there
- Vote Labour or the fox gets its
- How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
- The worse it gets, the better it is
- The bomber will always get through
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
- GeT HiGh Or GeT LoW (user)
- Get Rich Or Die Tryin'
- 15 will get you 20
- they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
- The Boogie Man Will Get You
- in the future, it will be illegal to charge money to get an advertisement-free experience
- we'll get there
- Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
- You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
- Do or do not, there is no try
- make it two-ply, or I will gut you
- The die is cast, you will cut the mustard or face the music
- Stop the Madness (Or at Least Slow It Down A Little)
- Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- Disengage Quickly or the Seams Will Become Transparent
- I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
- Lost love - or how I grew to love the truck stop
- Be there or be square
- Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- Megalania (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the lizard)
- Metal Inert Ass Welding, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the F-Bomb
- there's nothing special about love or heartbreak
- When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
- You can't get there from here
- Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- Is there any part of you that really wants this? Or is the pursuit like breathing to you?
- What is worse, a white man punching a black man, or a white man calling a black man a nigger?
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- As the crow flies, or as the road winds, I promise you, I will arrive
- There is for madness-cruel or complying
- stop garage sales (or why Joe Lieberman doesn't like video games)
- The pending healthcare bill
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