Findings:

• The conglomerate loves with the full force of a thousand entities. We take this very seriously.
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• I won't take your protests seriously unless you're naked or on fire.
• Don't take sex too seriously
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• The exact moment when I ceased to take my education seriously
• Why I Take This New Age Nonsense Seriously
• matter
• Matter Compiler
• Family Matters
• missing matter
• Why matter cannot reach the speed of light
• dark matter
• Size does matter
• Stuff that matters
• The heart of the matter
• exotic matter
• News for noders. Stuff that matters. (superdoc)
• No matter what
• state of matter
• Love Matters
• The End of the Matter, and the Fallen King
• Gray Matter
• Only a matter of time
• No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
• What's the matter with kids today?
• What's the matter?
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• Energy, Force, and Matter : The Conceptual Development of 19th Century Physics
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Separation of Matter and Spirit
• Mind over matter
• thought'y matter
• Matters of Honor
• Kojiki
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Holidays that matter to me
• No matter where you go, there you are
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Not that it matters
• Your Happiness Doesn't Matter
• I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• small matter of programming
• Black matter and mainstream physicists
• No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• A Matter of Life And Death
• Your vote doesn't matter anyway, so you might as well vote 3rd party
• negative matter
• matters of the flesh
• What's the matter NOW?
• Everything is true and nothing matters
• A Few Matters of Form
• matter out of place
• No matter where I was, whisps of you haunted my thoughts
• This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• fact of the matter
• white matter
• Creation vs. evolution is all a matter of musical taste
• Front Matter
• Breastfeeding Matters
• System Does Matter
• The horrible realization that you don't matter
• There is a part of me inside of you. Take care of it.
• people for whom religion is mostly a matter of chance
• Herbs for legal matters
• Morality is a matter of daily choices, not of overriding precepts.
• George W. Bush is a moron, and there is no 'grey matter' there
• Subject Matter Expert
• Matter from Space
• These things matter to her
• Baryonic matter
• Choice matters
• mafic matter (user)
• What I deduced from his reading matter
• How we speak matters
• When Pride Still Mattered
• How to prepare garlic
• Celestial Matters
• The only band that matters
• Video files inside .zip archives
• How do you make a life matter?
• I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
• condensed matter physics
• Vasectomy: A Delicate Matter
• This is not a laughing matter.
• Bulk Matter Transmitter
• In the end, only kindness matters
• No Laughing Matter
• It Doesn't Matter Any More
• Making the Movies XXIII Musical Matters in Motion Picture Producing
• Making the Movies XXV "Reel" Money Matters
• Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
• Aperture matters
• When the fall is all that's left it matters a great deal
• Humic matter
• Cryogenic Dark Matter Search
• All matter is really energy condensed to a slow vibration
• Does Nature matter?
• Science Matters: Achieving Scientific Literacy
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• Matter Rephasing
• I wish to fail continuously in this and all matters
• A Matter of Timing
• grey matter
• The Secret Beyond Matter
• Since when did being spiritual matter? Since when did thread count matter?
• As a matter of fact I did invent the Internet
• A Grey Matter
• A Matter of Faith (e2poll)
• Advisory Opinion of the International Court of Justice on the Matter of Western Sahara, 16 October 1975
• It's just a matter of eliminating obstacles
• size doesn't matter
• A matter of pride
• Make something beautiful, no matter how ugly the steps in making it are
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• Nothing Matters When We're Dancing
• In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
• What really matters is what you like, not what you are like
• Exotic and Dark Matter
• Degenerate matter
• Your thighs are a matter of life and death.
• The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• Marriage is not a personal matter
• Alma Matters
• What is dark matter?
• Is a new theory of matter and light needed at the highest energies?
• It doesn't matter whether Hitler was an Atheist or a Christian
• Electromagnetic Television Broadcast Dying: Does it Matter?
• Rain is always the same, no matter where you are
• The sordid matter of jungle gyms
• It matters
• the structure of matter
• Matter of Britain
• Finding air where matter once was
• Matters of the heart (category)
• Protect What Matters
• Matter of Rome
• Brains Don't Matter
• grey matter (node_forward)
• all forms of ponderable matter
• Why difficulty matters in games
• because eventually you will see past my magical words and focus once again on the matter at hand
• Their truth is not what matters
• frater dark matter (user)
• All the pieces matter
• no matter how pretty the flower, it's still only a weed
• such a strange matter of useless
• The Mind and the Matter
• Black Lives Matter
• Breakfast politics are never an easy matter
• Late night musings with a pipe and some plant matter
• It didn't matter what star it came from, just the familiar warmth of the sunlight on his face
• matter of fact it's all dark
• Commanding the mass murder of child prisoners of war is evil, no matter what
• If you can't tell, does it matter?
• Things grow, no matter how much attention they’re paid
• Pain does not matter to a man.
• No matter who plays it
• nothing is real and everything matters
• It doesn't matter how smart you are if you let your emotions get the better of you
• A Matter of Minutes
• Fifteen-cent Dinners: Front Matter
• star-crossed, no matter the circumstance
• I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
• when all material scatters and ashes amplify the only place that matters is by your side
• You are taking yourself too seriously
• Being serious without taking yourself too seriously
• Babysitting a gigantic five year old
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Don't blow into someone's vagina
• But seriously, a tragic thing happened down the street

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