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• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• I dropped out of school to smoke pot full time
• Life in the American business world
• Stoned music memories
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• New And Improved Illustrated Bartender's Manual or How to Mix Drinks of the Present Style
• How to have lesbian sex
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• A metaphor for sex
• Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
• I drink till I pass out
• You have your work cut out for you
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• It's stupid enough to work
• Sex Sleep Eat Drink Dream
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• i have to get out
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Astro City #5
• Isabella; or, The Pot of Basil
• Harry Potter or Sex?
• I'm a little sex pot
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• We have had enough of your beige
• I only smoke when I drink
• We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Baptist jokes
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• General sexuality newsgroup
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• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• It must have rained or something
• Finding out you have cancer
• I'm going to have to science the shit out of this.
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Shit or get off the pot
• Weird shit you tend you have sex with while in the forest
• let the smoke out
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• fuck around and find out
• if you're going to pontificate, can I at least have a drink
• They have taken enough
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• make sure you have enough room to flap your flappers
• How could you ever have enough?
• You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
• Animals people have sex with
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• A reason to drink
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• I may or may not have been naked
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• Sex in a small car
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
• You, standing
• Is the lock broke, or does everyone have a key?
• Everyone wants to have sex with Batman
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• leaving out parts of the truth. you have to.
• sometimes bad ideas work just often enough to stick around
• Oh, it turns out YOU have to do all your own driving
• Emergency Burger King maneuver, or: Sliding around a Tri-Met bus
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• island or lake?
• You see them driving around, rubbing the sleep out of their eyes
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Hints for Etiquette; or, Dining Out made Easy
• Sex in Education; or, A Fair Chance for the Girls
• Ignorant, stupid, insane, or just plain evil
• the flecks of smoke and sparks don't conjure you back from the ground or heaven
• Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
• Mr. Stupid, or Learning to Write
• Great Days Out Around Cambridge 2001
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
• All Around the World or The Myth of Fingerprints
• And shall your flame or your smoke burden the wind?
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Drink coffee. Smoke cigarettes. Eat fire.
• If you only smoke when you drink, you probably shouldn't drink kiroro
• Never drink or cook with hot tap water
• Dammit, those barricades have to be around here somewhere!
• Survival isn't good enough, you have to live
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• He smokes like a fish and drinks like a chimney
• I have had enough of Survivor
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• dirty dove's thick cloud of smoke wrapping around her face
• a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• hang out
• Well, I guess I know enough to turn you inside out, old gal, you sockdologizing old man-trap!
• Baptist fear of dancing
• cancer kids hangin around out by the trains
• a place to hang out
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• And that's why I won't have sex with you
• Sex with a chicken
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• She smokes. It wraps around her wrists and clings to her neck.
• If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• Two virgins about to have sex
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Jeeves! Have this puny billionaire thrown out IMMEDIATELY!
• Sex Around the World
• The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
• Cows Have Very Stupid Eyes
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• The 25th Amendment, or the legal way to have a coup d' etat
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• the lake around which are a thousand tiny fires
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• How to have an out of body experience
• The drunker I am, the better I am at pool. Or is that the other way around?
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• I have to catch myself around you
• You Have to Look Out For Your Dragons
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• i have the patience of a lake
• The transition out of misery begins with discipline. You have always known this. It's time you resigned yourself to it.
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• What Comes Around Goes Around
• pelicans fall all around
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• Turn around
• Walking around the house naked
• Floating around in a sea of milk clinging desperately to a Cheerio
• She ties regrets around her fingers like forget-me-knots
• Feminism, as influenced by the world around me
• You're never around when I need you
• Combinatoric Shitposting for Mathematical Teens (category)
• Clowning Around
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• How to turn around in the street
• Children are the same all around the world
• Knifin' Around
• The walls she had built around herself cracked and crumbled
• Beat around the bush
• Around Alone
• You young people, going around smoking your heroin tablets

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