Findings:

• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
• can you imagine having to spend the rest of eternity in Illinois?
• You can never get away from yourself
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
• Can I Get An Amen?
• Can I get a sketch?
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Want to Get Off!
• Only when you can accept the pain does it start to fade. That's what healing is.
• When I heard about the funeral I said "Why?"
• It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• What can you get for three cents?
• can you get enough of me?
• You can never become anything if you're not good at math
• When is it OK to node about noding?
• When I get mad I throw harder
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• no power in the verse can stop me
• When keys on keyboards get switched
• You're All I Need to Get By
• You're Gonna Get Yours
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
• certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
• About gradual producing of the thoughts when talking
• Can We Talk About This?
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• When can it end?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• If I can stop one heart from breaking
• I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• When in doubt, get horizontal
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• When I Get Low I Get High
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• We get too tense when we drive
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• Why can't I stop thinking about you?
• Waiting for the day all my dreams about myself get tested
• The Number: A Completely Different Way To Think About the Rest Of Your Life
• I'm All You Can Think About
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• what we talk about when we talk about Punk
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• Among the fields and small houses lies a boy I can only dream about
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• Reality Is What You Can Get Away With
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• E2 can only get better (e2poll)
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• For when you and your shiftless friends are thinking about seeing a movie
• like you're blind but still can see
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• My microwave can stop time
• You think about Everything when wrecking your car
• Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
• i'll find a place to rest my spirit if i can
• we can get along even though we disagree
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
• We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
• When I get like this
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Things to do when technology gets here
• When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
• How far can we get on one tank of fuel
• How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
• What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
• Stoned music memories
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• When non-pitchers get to pitch
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• 12 Ways to Get a Job (if you're psycho)
• Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• I'll get there when I get there
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• So, you're gonna get laid off?
• What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• We celebrate the holidays when we can. In the ways we can afford to.
• When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
• Just a NoCal noder party - nothing to get excited about, unless you count the fire
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• When you think about smoking
• It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
• Ducks can swim. What about her pearls?
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• When I read about crazy women, I find it hard to discern
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• What I talk about when I talk about running
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• Can we still like each other knowing the worst about each other?
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• Can we all just get along?
• i like it when we talk about the deep stuff
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
• Can a Nigga Get a Table Dance?
• Nothing can stop me now
• When water chokes you
• When I think of him now I can smell horses
• I can make you howl. And vice versa. Let's get down to business.
• Piero Manzoni
• When to talk about religion
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• Can I get MTV from kissing?
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• No One Can Stop the Bobsled
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• The least I can get away with
• Can you clean up you're grammar please?
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Things that can go wrong when assembling a computer
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• Dammit, can you see why his laugh is gonna get us subpoenaed
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others

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