Findings:

• Because that would make sense
• "Too long ago" makes no sense to me.
• Ugh, no lights. Make jerky!
• no easy love could ever make me feel the same
• it would make sense (user)
• I did not say it would make sense
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• There's no point unless you make one
• The game we play is life, and there are no rules save the ones we make
• Ideally, the words should make sense
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• Sun worship makes sense
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• It makes lots of sense to me. Unfortunately, that's what hurts the most.
• This node does not make sense
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• Have you no sense of decency, sir?
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• When All Is Revealed It Still Won't Make Sense
• Make no bones about it
• All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• Everything is silly and nothing makes sense
• marriage does not make sense
• I want to rip off your logic and make passionate sense to you
• Faking an orgasm does NOT make sense
• Lightning makes no sound, and until the thunder comes, you are alone with the light
• Make something beautiful, no matter how ugly the steps in making it are
• it doesn't make sense in the future
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• We no longer celebrate what makes us the same, only what makes us different.
• Nodes which sarcastically argue a point in order to make the other side look foolish are funny
• Computers have no sense of time
• no sense (user)
• No sense of what not to share
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• no sense of direction yet still going somewhere
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• It's funny because it's you
• I shiver because I think you make my bones glow.
• Why do the things that happen to us make such funny stories?
• i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
• 5 Mind-Blowing Facts That Will Literally Make You Go Insane (Because They Blew Your Mind)
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Because I dig you
• Because I say so
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• Gullet and I are standing in the kitchen because that's what we do.
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• I care because you do
• Because it's wrong
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• We don't write poetry because it's cute
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• I smile just because you exist
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• "Because it's cold"
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• time lost in life because of waiting
• Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
• We smoke cloves because we can
• Because I needed to hear you over the noise
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• Aliens look like aliens because they're human
• because it wasn't just the air
• The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• because I love skating bears
• Because the suburbs lacked the proper elevation
• Because I love you
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• I married him because he was not mean
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Because the city is falling down
• I shall not fear these streets, because I run these streets
• Because to me that's suicide self-murder
• Because it all burns up
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Death is the saddest thing in the world, because life is the most beautiful
• Because: Context is not important. Because: My life is one long series of contexts.
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Because it is bitter and because it is my heart
• Shrug (Because of Me and You)
• Pity me not because the light of day
• in spite (or perhaps because) of
• If we are not dead yet, it is because we are too busy dying to know we are dead.
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• They hate us because we're wonderful
• Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• Because I couldn't
• Because he feared the turn of seasons
• Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
• It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• Because, not in spite of
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
• I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
• Because I lived in Paradise
• You cherish this box because it once held your dreams
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• I ran from Iran because I slam Islam
• I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
• or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
• We love foxes because we killed the wolves
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• Ignoring a leak because it's on the other side of the boat
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• Because I do not want to forget
• because I have given up any care
• I write because I cannot speak
• Because I can!
• I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• For, because
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
• because everything that is connected is beautiful
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• Books Hazelnut Read Because You Should Also (category)
• because death is just so full, and man so small
• Did we listen to pop music because we were miserable? Or were we miserable because we listened to pop music?
• because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
• because eventually you will see past my magical words and focus once again on the matter at hand
• A sad reminder that just because you are floating does not mean you are rising
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• I miss you because I have nothing else to miss
• Because she is unchanging, you are crazy
• She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
• Important mainly because of the people in the conversation.
• I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
• Two Things I am Compelled to Support because of One Thing I Strongly Believe In
• Humans exist only because opposites exist
• I reject evolution because it's heteronormative.

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