Findings:

• My soul is so viscous, I fear it may never pour out
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• Flushing out your enemies from their lair with bad rock music
• The most dangerous vampires were the ones who were bad at math
• A Very Old Man with Enormous Wings
• The Boy Who Will Never Win A Coin-Toss
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• I shall never grow cold of you
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• In Which Minerva McGonagall Remembers Some Very Bad Days
• Paintings bulging out of their frames like the freaked-out spine-damage erections of accident victims
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• Making the Movies VII Movie Stars Who Risk Their Lives for Realistic Films
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
• Very Bad Things
• Old man who lived by the crick
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• Never take a bug out of a socket with a fork
• Old people just grow lonesome
• Dead links in writeups
• These are their future good old days.
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• Bad Habit
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• Please inquire of past generations, and consider the things searched out by their fathers
• For girls who grow plump in the night
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• Never underestimate Old Ladies
• Mother May I Go out to Swim
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• never know who told it best
• I've seen old men crying at their own gravesides
• How to make bellbottoms out of an old pair of pants
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• Alexander the Great and the Terrible, Horrible, No-Good Very Bad Day
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• Some people want to never feel anything bad, and call that happiness
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Demons snatch unclaimed prayers out of the air to admire their gossamer wings
• The students who kicked out the consultants
• It is their very life
• Bands Who Take Their Names from Eighteenth-century English Poetry and Prose
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
• Parents who won't let their children play with toy guns
• Who Let the Gophers Out?
• Dr. Curry and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
• Boys That Will Never Grow Up
• How to find out if a Web company is monitoring your browsing habits
• Out of Habit
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Very Bad Santa
• Aspects of American society that may be very familiar to you.
• I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• Stuff you wish you never threw out
• May those who are born after me
• Peace out boy scout, don't use your knot tying skills for bad ideas
• Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• Who never lost, are unprepared
• You who never arrived
• In What Distress Candide, Cunegund, and the Old Woman Arrive at Cadiz, and Of Their Embarkation
• You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
• the ocean is never calm and still, but the depths are very different from the surface
• I Know an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly
• Well, I guess I know enough to turn you inside out, old gal, you sockdologizing old man-trap!
• Necronomicon: Of Ye Old Ones And Their Spawn
• Crazy old guy who shouts Bible passages
• A Woman Who Never Was
• Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
• Kelly Osbourne and the very bad mis-spoken mishap
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• There's husbandry in heaven; their candles are all out.
• You see them driving around, rubbing the sleep out of their eyes
• The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives in Your Home
• Flaunting your sexuality
• Know your pets
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• Judging women by their books
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Rap artists who insist on singing their own name in their songs
• girls who like to see their grandmother fight
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• Capitalize, please
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• People who carp about their jobs
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
• Bad habits of the orangutans at the National Zoo
• I who put thorns on the briars and gave insects their sting
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• Good girls who look like bad girls
• Ode to the 21 year old Korean female who lay dying outside my window
• Their feet grow dark with his blood
• How to find out if an egg has gone bad
• Grow right out of your own body
• very bad
• Good News for People Who Love Bad News
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• When the Year Grows Old
• old habits die hard
• I could make a habit out of you
• Don't grow old
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• Things were never that good, things aren't that bad
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• You may now feel old
• To Anthea, who may command him Anything
• may their names be sung forever
• Starving in the greenhouse
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• The Man Who Never Sleeps
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• There Is a Light that Never Goes Out
• People who don't smoke will never die
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Die hard, die kicking, old habit of mine
• The Power Rangers who killed the gooey bad man
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• Some lovers (like the old you and I) never experience love at all
• Old men never die, they just spout poetry
• If you existed I would never get out of bed
• Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
• Using a command line
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• She had never kissed someone so old.
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Old day logs never die. (e2poll)
• Her grief is still too young to behave itself, so she never lets it out
• the day the power went out and never came back on
• When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
• keep feeding the fire and it will never go out
• old chestnut: who paid for the beers?
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Never Trust a Man Who Wears White Shoes
• I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
• out with the old and in with the new
• The Very Old Man
• The old lady who lived in a bottle
• When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
• Ring out the old, ring in the new
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• They grow bigger every time they witness something bad.
• The 10 bad listening habits
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• Two out of three ain't bad
• The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
• The days of very old were not very good
• Don't clap too loudly; it's a very old world.
• How Eulenspiegel talked two hundred boys out of their shoes
• The Who Sell Out
• A dirty old town gets marginally cleaner: Jack gets the hell out of New York City
• How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
• 4 out of 5 Great Old Ones approve
• How to make a skirt out of an old pair of pants
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
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