Findings:

• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
• When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• This book was stolen from the Harvard College Library. It was later recovered. The thief was sentenced to two years at hard labor.
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
• I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• Telling real pearls from fake ones
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• When I was young Time had no wings
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• When Askeladden and the Troll had an Eating Competition
• The Good Ones From Inside
• Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
• The Doctor is the Nameless One from Planescape: Torment
• When the rescue plane landed, I realized we had resorted to cannibalism too soon.
• In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• As seen mouthed through one half inch of safety glass as the bus pulled away from the terminal and left a westward wafting cloud of exhaust
• 'twas the telltale tink-tock of marionettes, he felt certain, that jingle-jangled from behind her shower curtain
• The trail of its demise was visible from the surf.
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• Waiting for a sign from one of my kind
• sometimes death comes when it's the furthest from your mind
• One long June I came down from the trees
• from Brooklyn to Okinawa: letter one
• One Step from Eden
• The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
• he had a dream
• They Had No Poet
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
• You had to pretend success was fucked
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• They had built the Unrecordable Sculpture again last night
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
• and then, one morning, I realised I had been an adult for a while
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• What is real but compassion as we move from birth to death
• From one single idea, everything appeared here
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• There once was a man from St. Paul
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• All Powers from One Division
• Yet from you only proceeds, kindly ones, comfort and balm.
• One Impulse from a Vernal Wood
• he looks hurt from behind that eye patch, the choker, the bare chest
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• the ability to differentiate what is real from what is not
• In the long purple evenings when rock n roll from WLAM blurred into night baseball from WCOU
• sometimes death comes when it's the furthest thing from your mind
• don't start from words. they are a nest of lies.
• When you had left our pirate fold
• Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• Remember when you had words for everything?
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• When each had their own personal anthem
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• He had a life before he met you, you know
• I was once young and had a home
• though they could speak and had beautiful voices
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• Stuff was started stuff had ends
• It was a dark and stormy night. I had taken a creative writing class.
• They had left, but her mascara kept running
• It never hurts to give thanks to the broken ones you had to use to build your ladder.
• When did you decide to forget every wrong you had done?
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
• A Quick One (While He's Away)
• The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas
• King George he had a Date
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• Moving a SharePoint portal from one drive to another
• When smoke stood up from Ludlow
• When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?
• Part One: We Learn from Each Other
• A love poem scrawled from one stranger to another
• How They Brought the Good News from Ghent to Aix
• It takes the profit from 22 towels to pay for one package of copier paper
• One should expect as much from a machine
• The South had the right to secede from the Union
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• impossible now to discern which had cleaved a heart from the errant which had missed the mark.
• Two men look from prison bars. One saw mud and one saw stars.
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• God won't hear when you pray from Hell
• Notes from the Service Line
• Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• what he carried from here to Okinawa
• They protect us from danger by harming us before we can harm ourselves
• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• They devour the frayed edges of the world, and all we hear is chitinous clicking from the darkness
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Crawling through festering flesh, hungry and, yearning, they wait for the day they will tear away from the dark.
• Four types of male reactions when buying pornography from a female cashier
• Beings from space: What could they want?
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• cut from the cloth of god; nothing is real
• It is only in marriage with the world that our ideals can bear fruit: divorced from it, they remain barren.
• The promise of life. This he stole from himself as well.
• Did it hurt when you fell from heaven
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
• They had been expecting me
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• Episodic bursts of kindness and charity don’t free one from culpability
• Rachel from Cardholder services
• You had two lovers, and eventually the one with the most chips won.
• The Fun They Had
• Twelve dreams I had in one night
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
• He had something to say. He said it.
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?

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