Findings:

• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• I hope I die before I get old
• I hope I get old before I die.
• choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• You, standing
• Eat your dreams, before they get cold.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
• The tattoo phenomenon
• What kind of veterans do we have now?
• What do you have that you did not receive?
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• Laugh at yourself before others do
• A dirty old town gets marginally cleaner: Jack gets the hell out of New York City
• Oh, it turns out YOU have to do all your own driving
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• I still have a lot of exploring to do
• Why post a write-up? (e2poll)
• If you get your opinions second-hand, you do not know anything worth knowing
• Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
• How and why do we (humans) have culture?
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• Ground rush
• What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
• This is what we have. Let's do our best.
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• If you were truly free, you would have a choice. Do you have a choice?
• Early, before our hands knew what to do
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• Craving a smoke
• Do what you have to do
• People have fucked up before
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• Why do you want to get married?
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• We Have Marched Through This Before
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• How do you get there?
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• What do I have of my mother's?
• What to do if you have bad credit
• Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
• Top Ten Things To Do With An Old Laptop
• That twinge of terror that hits before you get under the covers
• Why do children have to die?
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Quick, put your shirt back on before the cop gets here
• tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
• "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
• Do you know how to get to Sesame Street?
• if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
• Do whatever you need to do to get that taste out of your mouth
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• Stoned music memories
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• we have a lot of work to do
• The Old Guard of British Comedy Gets the Last Laugh
• i have to get out
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• When did the World get so old?
• I HAVE CANDY GET IN THE VAN
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• you don't have to do this
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• Do fat men get fat dicks?
• mindlessly going where others have gone before
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• What to do if you get in a car accident
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
• Why males have nipples
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• Things to do when technology gets here
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• Do you want to get slapped?
• That which I should have done I did not do
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• We must get there before dark, follow me
• Why do zebras have stripes?
• How to get a Goth out of a tree
• What to do if your friends think you are an agent of the Old Ones
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• Say, lad, have you things to do?
• Making the Movies II Do the Photoplayers Have an Understudy?
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• Do you have honor for yourself?
• Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
• How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• If you have to cry, do it in the shower
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Do you have stairs in your house?
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• Do you have your heart on a lacerating javelin?
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• what do you get if you multiply six by nine
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• Do Things The Old Way (category)
• all you have to do is think and they'll grow
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• These papers do not show what I have done
• I do have some things to hide
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?

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