Findings:

• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• i feel alive when i'm close to the madness
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• the day when the peasants would eat all the British media
• Women want me when I'm taken
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I feel like I'm being watched
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• T.A.Z.: Communique #5: "Intellectual S/M Is the Fascism of the Eighties--The Avant-Garde Eats Shit and Likes It,"
• the leaves fell like raindrops when you touched the earth
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• I'm always breathless when you call
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• When I'm sick
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• I'm not like you. I'm loved.
• when your pet starts to feel like a person
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• i like my body when it is with your
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• When I look at him I could eat a thousand tomato sandwiches
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• we eat all together like a family
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• When this horse tires, we shall eat it for strength.
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• When you blow out like a dead star
• It's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• When an octopus becomes upset, it may eat itself
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• When I get like this
• Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
• when the forest burns along the road like god's eyes in my headlights
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• I know more when I'm alone
• What does a candle's flame look like when it burns in space?
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• We only smoke when bored so we do two packs a day, and we've lost the difference between bored and lonely anyway
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• I'm not fucking bored
• I walk around when I'm high
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Eat like a hummingbird, smoke like a dragon.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• Like When a Pill Goes Down Wrong
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Soup that eats like a meal
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• I feel like I'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• I'm bored
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• The night when I felt like speaking my mind
• How to eat a banana like a chimp
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• When the moon is grinning, looking like a bowl of milk
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• A poem for when I loved him
• Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• When she sleeps, is she not moving her legs aside for an unknown garrison?
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• When she died
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• When I Pretend to Fall
• I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
• Where and when
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• I don't need to read, I'm a writer
• When two legs are worth more than gold
• How to tell when someone else is full of shit
• I'm flier than a seagull
• Sometimes birds are lions and prides of pigeons shake the ground when they roar.
• when the nodegel hardens
• I'm about to create a new node!
• the moment when they take possession of you
• I'm a little source code short and stout, here is my input here is my out
• Did it hurt when you fell from heaven
• The Chair she sat in, like a burnished throne
• like an ashtray
• As You Like It II.ii
• Act like you know
• You make that sound like a bad thing
• Sometimes horror flicks sound a lot like porno
• Ass like a chicken
• Would you like to try a sample?
• I will not spend my life like this
• What it's like to be in love
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• It seems like the right thing to do
• Truth is a concept, subjective like anything else
• singing like nobody is there
• Sounding like a child
• like a flower with a fool's face I open myself
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• I think this is why I walked like Nixon
• Works like the train toilet
• Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
• I like the color of your skin
• Loves me like a bottle
• The world is warm and likes having us in it
• I ate her love like a nine-piece bucket of chicken
• I like you too
• You taste like salt and sunshine
• like a crumpled origami mistake
• These lions were not like normal lions.
• Like the coldest winter chill, heaven beside you (hell within)
• What a Treatment Center is Like
• Nobody likes a cyclist
• I like you. Why are you so weird?
• unfinished (like me)
• Quotative like
• Death in a Place like this.
• Songs that metalheads like that aren't metal
• they seem each like a smile of great sweetness
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter XV
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• stop garage sales (or why Joe Lieberman doesn't like video games)
• i like the treetops, cause they're reaching just like me
• like angels. like meteor showers. like armageddon

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