Findings:

• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• I know more when I'm alone
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• I'm bored
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• I'm not like you. I'm loved.
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• We only smoke when bored so we do two packs a day, and we've lost the difference between bored and lonely anyway
• I'm not fucking bored
• the day when the peasants would eat all the British media
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• I'm gonna miss this light when it's gone. I'm gonna miss this darkness too.
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• Eat like a hummingbird, smoke like a dragon.
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• When an octopus becomes upset, it may eat itself
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• When I get like this
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• When the moon is grinning, looking like a bowl of milk
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
• i like it when we talk about the deep stuff
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• T.A.Z.: Communique #5: "Intellectual S/M Is the Fascism of the Eighties--The Avant-Garde Eats Shit and Likes It,"
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• Soup that eats like a meal
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• I walk around when I'm high
• When this horse tires, we shall eat it for strength.
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• we eat all together like a family
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• I feel like I'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• I feel like I'm being watched
• I'm always breathless when you call
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• When I look at him I could eat a thousand tomato sandwiches
• i feel alive when i'm close to the madness
• i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
• i like my body when it is with your
• When I'm at my computer.
• when your pet starts to feel like a person
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• the leaves fell like raindrops when you touched the earth
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• When you blow out like a dead star
• When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• What does a candle's flame look like when it burns in space?
• Like When a Pill Goes Down Wrong
• when the forest burns along the road like god's eyes in my headlights
• it's hard to turn away when it feels like she's singing directly to you
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• The night when I felt like speaking my mind
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• How to eat a banana like a chimp
• /dev/bored (user)
• Bored lunkhead who needs sleep (user)
• Shoulder Bored (user)
• Real Ale Bore
• cylinder bore
• Full bore linear panic
• .410 bore
• The world is full of crashing bores
• bored (user)
• bored mom (user)
• eat out
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Eat my Shorts
• Rugby players eat their dead
• Eat Me
• Who shall we eat?
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• Eat Carpet
• Pop Will Eat Itself
• Don't shit where you eat
• How to eat a mango
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• Good Eats
• You can't eat a flag
• You can eat sushi
• Jimmy Eat World
• Just try to avoid the wracking temptation to eat raw cookie dough
• How to eat an artichoke
• The perfect way to eat a Mars Bar on a sunny day
• I reserve the right to club you and eat your bones
• Eating kiwi fruit
• Why I eat sardines, and why you should too
• How does Metallica eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
• How Does Dr. Dre Eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
• Eat at Joe's
• You only live once, so eat an ice cream bar
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
• you never want to eat somewhere you work
• I eat them by the handful
• Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
• The "Eat Your Lawn" Party
• How to eat fruit with manners
• Eat and live!
• Mares Eat Oats
• All the gold you can eat
• How does a monkey eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
• Death is inevitable anyway. Eat up.
• I could eat a horse
• eat life (user)
• Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
• Leonard Nimoy should eat more salsa
• Don't Eat The Neighbours
• Werner Herzog Eats His Shoe
• How to Eat Fried Worms
• chatterlight (fullpage)
• Eat mor chikin!
• It's easier to drink on an empty stomach than to eat on a broken heart
• Eat Bertha's Mussels
• My car es El Coche Magnifico, or: The Oregon Trail Rally eats my dust

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