Findings:

• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• Never get into a staring contest with a Pikachu
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• The hummingbird who kept trying to get into church
• We are all starstuff, billion year-old carbon; got to get ourselves back into The Garden
• The boy in the fabulous pants boldly presents his card: "Dr. Famous Teenager, Esq."
• follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
• If only I could get into her head
• How books get into libraries
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• The shit that gets carried out in His name
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
• Koji Gets His Wish
• Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Let Us Get Into Your Shorts!
• The night I saw a man get his head blown off
• how to get into UCLA
• Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
• Smart enough to get into the Ivy League, not good enough to go to Stanford
• I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
• Dammit, can you see why his laugh is gonna get us subpoenaed
• My ears are always searching for the best sounds. I try not to let my eyes get locked into a particular sight.
• watch his heart turning into rock
• a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
• George W. Bush and His Foray into Nuclear Physics
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• It's not a great feat for a smart person to get into a good school
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• If her secrets spilled from her eyes into his
• left everything on his desk and walked out into the bright sunlight
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• How to avoid a car accident
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Got to Get You into My Life
• Get Happy!
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• You can't get there from here
• Get your rocks off
• get drunk
• How to get it
• get
• Get it on
• Even Cowgirls get the Blues
• The drugs get you ready
• Penn and Teller Get Killed
• Can we all just get along?
• it gets thick
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• As Good as it Gets
• Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
• The early bird gets the worm
• What to do if you get in a car accident
• I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
• get a wiggle on
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• zodiac pants
• I turn my back for a second, and Erica gets married twice
• Let's Get Killed
• Jack Gets Up
• get with the program
• get well card
• Get used to it
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• Get In Shape Girl
• Get Smart
• Get the fuck out of my office
• The Knack... and How to Get It
• How to get people to leave you alone
• 15 will get you 20
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Get a bit chopped
• Get a break
• Get a fat lip
• Get a grindstone and sharpen it
• Get a load of
• Get around
• Get a tail
• Get a valentine
• Get the finger put on
• Get hip
• Get hit with
• Get hours
• Get it up
• Get off the gun
• Get off the nut
• Get out the crying towel
• Get under the bed
• It's not paranoia if everyone's out to get you
• The Universe always gets the first move
• Get Real
• get a clue
• Get a real computer!
• When in doubt, get horizontal
• Craving a smoke
• An angel gets its wings
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Get rich quick
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• The second mouse gets the cheese
• Get your filthy hands off my desert
• Get on the Bus
• Get a life!
• How to get rid of a tailgater
• get right down to it
• get to the point
• The Get Up Kids
• Birthdays get less significant as you get older
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• The Public Wants What The Public Gets
• Too cool for school, too dumb to get a job
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
• How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
• Where did you get that hat?
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• How to get rid of Jehovah's Witnesses
• Life sucks. Get over it.
• Get your bender on
• Get Carter
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• How to get away at work without doing anything
• How to crack root and not get caught
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Why can't I get ADSL?
• It doesn't get any better than this
• How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
• How to get your stuff voted up
• You get the idea
• The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
• Darth Everything mistakenly gets a role in a porno
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• Getting rid of start menu items
• The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
• Things to do when technology gets here
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• gets on my tits
• Overhead imagery of your house
• Get Shorty
• can't get with
• if it breaks, you get to keep both pieces
• RimRod gets stranded at McDonald's
• Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
• Let's get ready to rumble!
• When I get like this
• You can never get away from yourself
• Technology that gets lost between now and Star Trek
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever
• Get out of jail free card

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