Findings:

• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• It lingers in the air like too many tomorrows
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Too Old to Rock 'N Roll, Too Young To Die
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• fuck me and marry me young
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• Republican Like Me
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• Women only like me for my mind
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
• She tastes like gingerbread, too.
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• again, I am too young
• Me too
• I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
• Walk Like Me
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• Smells Like al-Qaqaa
• He brings me books like flowers
• Why is everybody exactly like me?
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• Broken like me
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• unfinished (like me)
• My Company Likes Me
• I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• She's Too Young
• You're too young to be so old
• To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• A conversation with old country guys is like being a chicken dentist
• Do you like me?
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• Black Like Me
• Loves me like a bottle
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• I'd like some dreams too
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• Dead Like Me
• Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
• eyed me like a female mantis
• Excuse me while I kiss this guy
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Everyone Who Pretended To Like Me Is Gone
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• i like the treetops, cause they're reaching just like me
• Creeps Like Me
• violence comes to me like a second nature
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• You like me, you really like me!
• You like hanging out with me. Dontcha?
• College sucked for me too
• choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep
• "Too long ago" makes no sense to me.
• Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me Too
• The letter inside of me is too long to write
• Too young to be nostalgic, too old to be naive
• How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
• and things we're all too young to know
• the good days are killing me too
• Why I like this Joseph Lieberman guy
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• Three guys whose voices are like clear glass
• Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
• treat me like a woman
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• I like you; do you like me?
• A Doll Like Me
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Look siad me Be like me
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• There are a million girls like me out there
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• I like you too
• Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
• Bleed Like Me
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• the sky above me like a full recovery
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• You're like a brother to me
• Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
• I could use a muse like you to amuse me
• Fuck Me Like You Mean It
• I remember books being like air and food and water to me
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• like you love me
• You may want to look into the possibility that you too are acting like a dick.
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• My Daddy used to make me run in rain like this
• You like me in all the wrong rooms
• Hold Me Like You Need Somebody
• She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• doesn't look like anything to me
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• want me like time
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• You walk through my walls like a ghost on tv. You penetrate me.
• Smile at guys, for me
• well hung young guy (user)
• The lady doth protest too much, methinks
• It Hurts Me Too
• "me too" product
• Too many mes
• treat me like your sex doll
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• me too (user)
• speak to me, long-dead sage; tell me what your afternoons were like
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• my insides are like lava. let me warm you. I will envelope all of you
• young guys (user)
• Guy Gavriel Kay
• Guy Kawasaki
• Nik and the Nice Guys
• tough guy
• The Cable Guy
• Guy Fawkes
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• guy bob receptacles (user)
• sane guy (user)
• So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
• Dead Guy Ale
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• Can I nominate this guy for sainthood?
• Two Guys from Andromeda
• when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
• Are J.D. Salinger and Thomas Pynchon the same guy?
• Anecdote involving a toilet and a drunk guy
• How to tell if a guy is circumcised from across the bar
• getting hit by a guy
• Strong Guy
• Guy Ritchie
• That guy issue
• The highlight of my night was two guys kissing
• The little guy
• Operation Good Guys
• Good-looking guy game
• Teeny Little Super Guy
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• Guy Incognito (user)
• Guy Williams

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