Findings:

• Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
• just because they never bothered to really do
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• viruses
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• On the Air Because They Care
• Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• There's a difference between fear and cowardice. Fear is unavoidable. Cowardice is allowing people, including oneself, to suffer because of what they fear.
• Chipirones en su tinta
• Human DNA viruses
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• The nice thing about alcoholics is that they aren't afraid of the dark
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• George W. Bush gave the Taliban $43 million in May 2001 because they banned all drugs
• First They Took Away Napster
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• They say you never forget your first (e2poll)
• They aren't my memories anymore
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• They asked me to write a letter
• They hate us because we're wonderful
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• 5 Mind-Blowing Facts That Will Literally Make You Go Insane (Because They Blew Your Mind)
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• On the cost of First Class postage
• They did so because they believed they could.
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• It's a bit tone deaf to ask an agnostic if they want to go to the priest and confess
• Remember the first time you heard your parents get really scared?
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• But what are they really thinking?
• play dumb
• Adam really was the first man
• The Heart Asks Pleasure First
• Human RNA viruses
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• First They Came
• Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
• The first time I asked a girl to dance
• The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
• laughing at things that aren't funny
• why aren't iMacs scratch-and-sniff?
• Vegetarian meals that aren't just brown gack
• Why the hell aren't I a hippy?
• What girls aren't taught
• but aren't we all
• Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
• aren't
• Why computer jobs aren't cool
• The Kids Aren't Alright
• You Aren't Gonna Need It
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
• You aren't a nice guy; you're a hairy jellyfish
• When you forget that dogs aren't human
• Truly frightening Halloween costumes aren't much fun at parties
• Why aren't people real anymore?
• Some things in the graveyard aren't dead
• Why aren't there any female Jedi?
• aren't we posh
• If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office
• Graphics aren't the enemy
• As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
• When five senses aren't enough
• Songs that metalheads like that aren't metal
• What are you doing? Why aren't you busy trying to save the world?
• These aren't the sorts of people you are supposed to like
• Minutes aren't meaningful
• It's important to agree on definitions. Otherwise, you aren't communicating well.
• Parentheses statements (though aren't we all?)
• (aren't we all?)
• women aren't starfish
• corporations aren't just people, they're sociopaths
• Nodeshells aren't compelling!
• Blacks Aren't Crazy
• ask
• Ask Jeeves
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• A Philosopher Asks Buddha
• What should I ask Microsoft?
• Asking for a favor
• If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
• Ask out the girl of your dreams
• Born, never asked
• And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
• questions to ask of friends and lovers
• All I Ask of You
• Ask Me Why
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• I asked the mountain
• A Philosopher Asks a Zen Master
• Reference librarian
• Feel, and slowly ask for sun
• Ask moJoe : Advice for the Criminally Confused
• Ask moJoe : Dear (Longwinded Asslicker) Anonymous
• Ask moJoe : Dear Wanted in NJ
• Ask moJoe : Dear Concerned
• Ask me about Loom
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• Ask moJoe : Dear Jeered-at in Jerusalem
• Ask moJoe : Dear Spamtasic in Wallawalla
• Ask moJoe : Dear Yakks the Plumer
• Ask moJoe : Dear Curious in Canada
• Ask, Seek, Knock
• Ask For Janice
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• Questions I'd like to ask my father
• Ask moJoe : Dear Baffled On Beacon Hill
• Don't ask don't tell
• If I had the nerve, I would ask you
• you asked for it
• Ask moJoe : Dear Conquerer in California
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• I will ask them all their dreams
• ask (user)
• Questions I Ask Myself At Night In Bed
• We never asked to be babysitters
• Go Ask Alice
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• Ask Google
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• He asks, anxious to hear the story
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• Ask a fish what water is. Better yet, ask a wave.
• an ache you would ask for
• Somebody once asked me...
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• Ask her if she's got an answer
• How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
• I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• Ask a stupid question
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• You have the right to ask
• Ten things to ask yourself before going outside
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• Ask Dr. Math
• askk (user)
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• I do not ask for her secret.
• Ask Nudgie
• Why ask "why?" Why not "why not?"
• Consistency is all I ask
• One who doesn't ask, eats wax
• Not verifying information
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• Ask the Pilot
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• The Devil is just the Angel that asked for more
• You are groovy. No, I mean it. Ask a fish. Ask the moon.
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.

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