Findings:

• The eyes have it... (e2poll)
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• The reason dogs have cleaner mouths than us
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• I have blinked. And the world has blinked. And we open our eyes to find each other alone.
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• I find it hard to know myself, as I dress as two people, and my right eye is bigger than the left
• They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• Two virgins about to have sex
• My own two eyes
• Cows Have Very Stupid Eyes
• A reason to drink
• I could have been one of a two
• Why we have two ears
• The Hills Have Eyes
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I have my reasons
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• Selfish Reasons to Have More Kids
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
• Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
• Jack, his Girlfriend, and the Two Black Eyes
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• Mistaking intelligent people for "evolved" people
• Highly Evolved
• Starry Eyed Angel (user)
• Eye Candy
• eye of thundera
• The Mote in God's Eye
• Snake Eyes
• Eye
• Eyes Wide Shut
• slant eyes
• Brass Eye
• third eye
• Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!
• In a pig's eye
• It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye
• Alice through the needle's eye
• your eyes
• Eye of the Tiger
• The Eyes
• Third Eye Blind
• eye heavy
• Eye of God
• Eyes
• mind's eye
• eye socket
• rapid eye movement
• Private Eye
• Evil eye
• Eyed
• Laser eye surgery
• floating eye
• black eye
• The pile of shit has a thousand eyes
• In Your Eyes
• Blue Eyed Devil
• Ol' Yellow Eyes is Back
• Eyes of Ibad
• Today I looked Death in the eyes and smiled
• Two Problems with Parfit's Survivalism
• London Eye
• As far as the eye can see
• Eye of the Beholder
• Some kiss with their eyes closed
• Four eyes
• The Snake Eyed Man
• pennies on your eyes
• The best drugs are taken through the eyes
• heart eyes
• Mind's Eye Theatre
• wandering eye
• Cat's eye
• There is a speck of dust in my eye, honestly
• eye line
• The eye contact game
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• eye patch
• Cat's Eyes
• The Eye of the World
• The Eye of Argon
• The Eye of Argon: Chapter 1
• The Eye of Argon: Chapter 3
• The Eye of Argon: Chapter 3 1/2
• The Eye of Argon: Chapter 4
• The Eye of Argon: Chapter 5
• The Eye of Argon: Chapter 6
• The Eye of Argon: Chapter 7
• The Eye of Argon: Chapter 7 1/2
• The Eye In The Pyramid (user)
• Eye In The Pyramid (user)
• Red Eye
• This product was tested on cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes
• close your eyes
• Extrinsic eye muscles
• Close your eyes, I will help you pray
• fish eyes
• Eye for an Eye
• The Eyes of the Overworld
• For Your Eyes Only
• Big Eyes, Small Mouth
• eye-d (user)
• eye (user)
• eyed (user)
• Vampyre Blue Eyes
• Stars In Their Eyes
• eyes as large as teacups
• feel my eyes
• fork in the eye
• my eye is the gravitational center for all species of insects
• Eyes on the Prize
• fading lost soul marked by this, an ever bleeding eye, a single tear
• eye language
• I love your eyes
• Rubbing my sweaty eyes in the hot box of home
• Drinking carbonated beverages whilst wearing eye glasses
• googley eyes
• Splinter of the Mind's Eye
• Passing through the barrier of our eyes
• red eye flight
• make eyes
• Naked Eye
• eye of the hurricane
• The Brightness of Your Eyes
• Behind Blue Eyes
• that surely isn't my eye you're trying to poke, is it?
• I couldn't see past my second eyes
• Clear eyes
• Eye of the Hunter
• eyes (user)
• Clear pale eyes of alcoholism
• Going to school with large bags under your eyes
• Pig's Eye
• tear'y eyed smiles
• If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes
• Hurt, dark eyes and.. lost, I am lost
• Looking for the Hurricane's Eye
• When Irish eyes are smiling
• Eye Candy (user)
• Eye in the Sky
• Big Red Eye
• Eye Pillow
• A baby's eyes attract attention like television
• You say my eyes are glazed over. I say it's a tasty glaze.
• Your Eyes Will Taste Of The Flowers
• Extinguish Thou My Eyes
• Eye to I
• eye to eye
• worm's eye view
• The Gate to the Mind's Eye
• her eyes
• A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
• Cross my heart, hope to die, stick a needle in my eye
• keep an eye on the horizon and a hand on your dagger
• blue eyes
• Their Eyes Were Watching God
• bloody eyes
• brown eyes, brown hair
• Black Eyed Peas
• I used to know what color your eyes were
• chocolate in the mouth is like green green grass to the eyes
• Magic words. Magic eyes.
• relative spectral sensitivity of the human eye
• in my eyes
• Better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick
• The more I adore you, the more I fear failure in your eyes
• Eyes and Tears
• The Bird of the Difficult Eye
• Falcon's Eye
• Why onions make your eyes water
• Staring into the pupils of my eyes

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