Findings:

• What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• Why Socrates was really executed
• For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
• did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
• All he left her was alone
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Is there any part of you that really wants this? Or is the pursuit like breathing to you?
• He smokes like a fish and drinks like a chimney
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• he smokes like a cello plays
• the horrible gift was really quite right
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• That's Just How He Was
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• How do I know if I really like coffee?
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• Sex with my accountant was always really, really efficient
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• Sex with my sister was always really, really good
• like nothing ever was
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I like the way he reads poetry
• he likes to watch you walk
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• He was found
• some say he was never here at all
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• You like me, you really like me!
• making certain he was touching her
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Shimmer over bridges like the river was a dream
• Napster was like the lamp with the wrong pricetag
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• He Really Wasn't That Great
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• Looks like 1984 was only n years off
• That week with her was like drinking bubbles
• She was like a candle in the wind: unreliable
• She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
• Five minutes after falling off the cliff, I realized how high it really was
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• More than he was willing to give
• It was really hot, in a Silent Hill kind of way
• That was what her hunger was like: mesmerizing, directed, floating like a public secret just under the cloud cover.
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• She couldn't imagine that he liked dancing
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• At least he was gentle
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• he's like someone living in a dream
• he was a punk poet himself
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
• He probably builds trebuchets still: Satan needs to modernize, like totally!
• He Was a Crook
• He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
• He Looked Like the Summer
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• The name of the town isn't really relevant, it's like many towns in America
• If I was beautiful like you
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• What life after death will really be like
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• I married him because he was not mean
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• What if architecture was like web design?
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• Like a really good sex
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
• What really matters is what you like, not what you are like
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• With him it was always like
• He brings me books like flowers
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• He Was Only Joking
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• Adam really was the first man
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• seizing on a Nugget of Truth and wielding it like it was a club
• My skin felt like I was falling
• Morning was like an ex-wife's bruises
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• s/he
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• John Cassavettes Was No Help At All
• Ancient Arrowhead
• Don't Go Out the Door
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• Surah 80 He Frowned!
• BQN: He said. - Epilogue
• He loves me, he loves me not
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• A man feared that he might find an assassin
• He fled
• The Man He Killed
• Surely he would remember this
• So, he's leaving
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• He ain't heavy, he's my brother
• Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
• mad he (user)
• He flops over and bonks his head
• What He Suffered
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• He and She
• He (user)
• Xiao Sha Lao He!
• He and she are one
• If he fell off the Co-op he'd land in the divvy

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