Findings:

• To tell the truth I am never happier than when I am a kangaroo
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• When I am stronger than now
• I look better when I am wet
• When I am King
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• somewhere, when I realize who I am
• Some time when I was a teenager
• When a man lies he murders some part of the world
• When I am pinned and wriggling on the wall
• I am thinking it's a sign that the freckles in our eyes are mirror images and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned
• I am blind when I want to be
• It will be good when I am leader
• i am writing a path to my true self, for when i am lost
• When I am an old woman
• When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• The truth and who I am when I look at it
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• When am I an adult?
• I love you, even when I am heartless
• Sometimes when I am wearied suddenly,
• Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
• When I am dead, my dearest
• I am a freakin' dynamo when it comes to adding single-digit numbers
• Since when am I a size 6?
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• the rock here is strange. it moves when i am not looking.
• I am most faithless when I most am true.
• Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• Some Haikus I Wrote When We Went to the Keys
• When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
• Some foods, I am convinced, are packaged only for families of 3 or more and bulimics
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
• When I am an old man
• I Am
• am
• .am
• Luke, I am your father
• Pan American Games
• I am the Walrus
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• I think therefore I am
• I am not making this up
• You Am I
• I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
• Am I my brother's keeper?
• Trans Am
• Why I am bitter and angry.
• I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General
• The day I realized how sane I really am
• I am the very model of a modern teenage Cyberpunk
• What am I, chopped liver?
• I fell off the ferris wheel and now I am paralyzed and bitter
• Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds
• Texas A&M University
• I am not a hippie!
• I am not a hacker
• I am not a big sister anymore
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• I am Joe's...
• I Am Invincible!
• Society made me what I am
• I think I know that I am almost always afraid.
• Why I am not a smurf
• I am that I am
• Things I am not ashamed of
• I am Canadian
• Sometimes I am embarrassed to be Christian
• Am I or am I not a corporate slave?
• I am well. And you?
• A.M. Klein
• In caressing your follicles I am only vaguely reminded of the bitter harvest
• I am happy
• I am not a geek
• I am pointing a gub at you
• 8:16 AM
• I Am He that Aches with Love
• Why I am a Lucy Stoner
• I do not fit in; I am not alone
• I am stretched on your grave
• I am not a mind reader
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• AM radio
• And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I am yours
• The Learning Channel
• Apparently I am a potential rapist
• I am in you
• I am a little world made cunningly
• I am afraid of permanence
• I am a rock
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• I Am a Pretty Little Dutch Girl
• I am not a babysitter
• BQN: I am. - Prologue
• Am I in love or still on crack?
• I am now a college graduate
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
• Am I gay?
• All that I am and ever want to be
• I am scared by fluffy pink bunny rabbits
• I am the greatest!
• Right now I am floating
• I am a Christian
• I sometimes think I am too much
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• I am not ashamed to be a consumer
• How am I doing?
• I Am the Very Model of a Modern Libertarian
• I am semi-Christian
• Why I am no longer a journalist
• Who am I
• Am/F
• I am not Arthur Rimbaud
• Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
• i like it when we talk about the deep stuff
• I am addicted to TUMS
• I am not hitting on you
• bind()
• gethostname()
• Am I interesting?
• I am a spammer
• I am not playing a zero sum game
• I am scorned for my lack of cufflinks
• I am confused by many things...
• Sunrise, 5:01 am
• I am not depressed
• I am afraid to use websites of large corporations
• I am never alone
• I Am Startled Again And Again
• Today I am going to learn to fly
• I am not cynical enough to be considered an intellectual
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• I think, therefore I am that I am
• I am not anyone's "type" so far
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I am a feminist
• The cool thing about the O&M building at A&M
• What I am not
• I fear nothing. I believe nothing. I am free.
• I am the cheese
• Flax seeds will save your life
• 2 AM Walmart run
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• I am a little concerned about my state of mind
• It's 5:30 am. Do you know where my sleep is?
• AM/PM
• I am not Batman
• I am a friend of a rape survivor
• I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
• How I am glutted with conceit of this!
• I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
• Here I am World
• Hurt, dark eyes and.. lost, I am lost
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• I am a horrible driver
• I Am a Camera
• I am a confessional
• I am an American mutt
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• I am not an attractive man
• I AM ANALOG

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