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When I Was A Baby
When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
When I was ten years old
Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
What was stolen by someone else
My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
My lunch money was stolen by a predatory Mars rover
I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
When again between cities was comfortable and right
The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
When Frederic Was a Little Lad
That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
When I Was a Lad
When I Was One-and-Twenty
When I Was Cruel
Galatea was a bookish girl
When I was Fair and Young
When I was your age
relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
Remember when the modern prison system was considered progressive?
The land of our fathers, stolen before we knew it was our own
This was when I knew my childhood was over
There was a baby in China
Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
When I was five
No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
this girl I was in love with
When Desire Was a Virtue
By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
I Was the Girl You Were Told Not to Be
I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
I remember when all this was trees
I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
When the best rapper was white, the best golfer was black, and the tallest guy in the NBA was Chinese
when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
A poem I wrote when I was 5
there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
When I Was a Boy
I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
When I Was Born for the 7th Time
The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
I was a witch in a past life
When she was bad
I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
When daddy was the handsome prince
when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
she was waylaid by an octopus
The highlight of my night was two girls kissing
and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
I was one of those girls
Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
I have been alone while I was with many girls
The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
And when she came back she was nobody's wife
The Girl Was a Guy
When I was young Time had no wings
When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
There was an old lady
His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
Food was purer in the good old days
where was your heart when we needed it most?
When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
This book was stolen from the Harvard College Library. It was later recovered. The thief was sentenced to two years at hard labor.
bringing me back to when less was worth more
It Was a Beautiful Day When Aunt Norma Died
I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
What I wrote when I was missing David
when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
When Grandmother was finished with us
When our word was iron
When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
I was taken by a honeymoon scam
November 4, 1995
There was a time when I was a better person
Baby I Was Lonely (user)
My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
Food which was intended as such by nature
The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame…
I didn't know such things when I was young
Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
I was raised by the French government
By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
When touch was simple
It was late when he came home; it woke you up
He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
When I was young
By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
it was years before they met again, by chance
smiling in photographs was a concept introduced by Kodak
If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
Back when our blood was still warm
Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
To a girl who thought she was moving away
I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
every secret thing was made by some one
Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
Oh, when I was in love with you
and there was this girl
What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
Who Was the Wine Girl?
man when you are telling me how it was
When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
There was a little girl
When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
I Fell In Love With A Girl Who Was Already Gone.
the last time I clobbered a human soul it was over a red-nosed girl and a schoolbook in County Derry
When I was 9
There once was a girl named Irene
The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
Back when grunge was still cool
The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
Some time when I was a teenager
When I Was a Babe
And When The Sky Was Opened
How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
Music was better in the old days
You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
Why I was convinced I would die young
Trompe
This was unexpected, my soul's connection to you
my only pin-up was Pelé
The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
Here lies one whose name was writ in water
And the sky was made of amethysts
"Oskee wee wee! Oskee wa wa!"
When you were my baby

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