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It was late when he came home; it woke you up
and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
I woke up and thought it was Saturday
It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
'just woke up' voice
The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
When Askeladden Made the Princess Give Up
Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
I married him because he was not mean
The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel
It was 1992. He smiled.
He was found
She was coming out as he was going in.
Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
When the Roll Is Called Up Yonder
When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
The day we woke up and the machines were us
I want to be a pirate when I grow up
Chicken-cleaning brushes
Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
God is not dead; he is merely unemployed.
He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
Zip him back up, he sucks.
I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
Django Reinhardt was dead already
Dead links in writeups
Went to bed a god and woke up as a peasant
When you grow up, your heart dies
It was not death, for I stood up
May the world be a better place when I wake up
Woke up this morning, blues all round my bed
Her hair, tangled
I woke up in a bed I did not know
When desperate static beats the silence up
Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
At that time I was taken up with alchemy
She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
I woke up
we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
A long time ago, under the shady tree in my yard, I was dead
when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
Growing Up Dead
The ocean will one day give up its dead
"Shut up," he explained
More than he was willing to give
Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
She grew a little older, while he was telling her
All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
When he became an old man
He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
he listened so well, he was still curious.
When a man lies he murders some part of the world
I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
some say he was never here at all
Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
For 5 minutes precisely, I thought I was dead
Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
What I want to be when I grow up
and then I woke up
When I Grow Up
When you wake up feeling old
When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
When smoke stood up from Ludlow
You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
I woke up this morning with a dog in my house.
Last night I dreamed about television. I woke up crying.
When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
Sex starts when you're standing up
When We Grow Up
When Renny wakes up
We woke up one morning and fell a little further down
I woke up searching for something that I didn't find
I woke up in occupied America.
What do you want to be when you grow up?
Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
I wish I was dead
THE IRON NODER CHALLENGE XII: WE'LL RUST WHEN WE'RE DEAD
in the morning it was almost too dead center
When the dead poets mobilize, they'll paint your picture on their planes
When I am dead, my dearest
"I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
At least he was gentle
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
Shaymus is older than I thought he was
He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
He stretched out his arms but she was not there
He is so heavy when he whispers
An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
He Was a Crook
Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
"He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
When you blow out like a dead star
Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
When the log rolls over we will all be dead
When you're dead, you're dead
All he left her was alone
St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
She lights everything up. He glows in the dark.
Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
"The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
He was hard in all the wrong places
I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
When he grins it is a thousand-word story
That's Just How He Was
He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
he was a punk poet himself
I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
Tom, He was a Piper's Son
And we killed him and he's dead.
When not to break up with your girlfriend
Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
The day I woke up Faster Than Light
Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
making certain he was touching her
When I'm long dead, the bee will win

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