Findings:
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- The worst feeling is when someone makes you feel special and then leaves you hanging
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- He had something to say. He said it.
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- Raymond feels prepared. He just doesn't know for what.
- Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
- Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- Making someone feel loved
- He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- He doesn't know what he's missing
- What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
- When I start to feel unfocused, I read TheDeadGuy
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- Something inside has died
- It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
- I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- He weaves his words
- He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
- I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- My heart feels filled with warm water when I think of these things
- He doesn't bite
- An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
- Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
- it's hard to turn away when it feels like she's singing directly to you
- He has spit in my coat
- How to check if someone has been to the mall
- Johnny Nolan has a patch on his ass
- Children of the Corny 4: My (Editor) log has something to tell you ...
- Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- "Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
- How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- He is so heavy when he whispers
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- When he became an old man
- When a man lies he murders some part of the world
- why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
- you know he said
- He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
- He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
- I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
- If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- Never trust something that bleeds for a week and doesn't die
- When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
- Of course I refused, afraid of what his hands might feel like
- he doesn't talk
- When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
- i feel alive when i'm close to the madness
- There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- great things he has taught us
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- How to find something which has been lost
- Everyone has something they can't cook
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- when i stay in one spot too long, i lose the feel of the world
- When your life has become a Radiohead song
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- In this moment, when everything has come apart...
- One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards
- the emptiness you feel is a desire to understand yourself and the world
- The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
- He said, expecting the answer no
- He flops over and bonks his head
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
- I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
- He Said, She Said
- I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
- He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
- St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
- He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
- I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- I saved his life. He does not know it.
- someone without tattoos clearly has a fear of pain, which means in the kitchen they are slow and useless, therefore the food is weak and empty
- The one at the top doesn't need to understand the mountain
- The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean it isn't art
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
- It turns out wanting something doesn't make it real
- What to do when the world doesn't end
- tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
- I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
- When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
- It's hard to find a cure for a brain disease when you have a brain disease
- when your pet starts to feel like a person
- The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean arse
- Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- Papa Doesn't Love His Children Anymore
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- What's the first thing you feel when you shoot an unarmed civilian? Recoil.
- You always feel it when I go
- I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
- and I feel so proud when the Reckoning arrives
- Which doesn’t sound so crazy when we put it that way
- Armando Ingegnieri and his Psychology of the Second Brain
- My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
- Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
- The Universe said, Ha!
- Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
- This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
- He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- I think this boy's cheese has done slid off his cracker
- Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
- She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
- He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
- I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
- He believes he has written a poem, yes.
- It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
- My new partner has his first tantrum
- He has redefined me, again and again
- He who has ears, let him hear
- How to comfort someone whose parent has died
- How to check if someone has been through it all
- Count Dracula has dyscalcula. He mumbles numbers and never slumbers.
- when Everything666 has reduced the universe to dust in a cataclysmic inferno of carnal knowledge
- Unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa... which I have!
- Has no one told you he's not breathing?
- my brain feels clean as a whistle
- BQN: He said. - Epilogue
- "Fill it in", he said.
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
- StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
- When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
- he has her eyes
- someone has been out crying on my lawn again
- tiny alien ideas sprout in his brain, like baby incisors erupting from his testicles
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