Findings:

• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• Great holes secretly are digged where earth's pores ought to suffice, and things have learnt to walk that ought to crawl.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Cats don't have brakes
• Have You Ever Walked?
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• The screen where you have to press reset
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• Don't Let People Kiss Your Baby
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• Using a command line
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• Sports movies where the underdogs don't win in the final seconds of the game
• Don't shit where you eat
• So you don't have to
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• You don't have any real problems
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• you don't have to do this
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• How to "Have People"
• People want what they cannot have
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Guns don't protect people; people protect people
• Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• Indigenous people don't exist
• Where the sun don't shine
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• You don't have to remember my name
• Things people don't want to hear
• I don't believe in people
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• I don't want to assert to young people that my lawn is not an acceptable venue
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• walk on eggshells
• just like the seed, i don't know where to go
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• Know your pets
• I don't have the time
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Where the streets have no name
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?
• People have fucked up before
• Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• Type A blood
• We have eleven toes on each hand, and we walk softly
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Animals people have sex with
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• A reason to drink
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• I have a punklin and you don't
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Stoned music memories
• People don't listen to my answering machine message
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• I don't have a television set
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• Don't encourage people to read
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• where the family tree don't fork
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• Why don't I have votes today?
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• People don't flail when they die
• Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• No, I don't have channel 11
• people who don't exist
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• People who don't read
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• Capitalize, please
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• Over yonder where the sun don't tend to set right
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once

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