Findings:

• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• It's like trying to describe colors to a person who's blind
• What do you call a person who speaks three languages?
• the person who loves to learn
• How to become a person who eats vegetables
• The sort of person who watches porn for the romance
• My favorite person in my life, who isn't actually in my life
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• the Basement of the Elks Lodge
• Basement Jaxx
• basement court
• Hell's Basement
• Basement Apartment
• Dancing to Bjork in my basement
• Shopping in the basement
• Rite Aid made my basement flood
• Cayuga Basement
• How a terrorist can deliver a nuke to a US city at a bargain basement price
• Hydro basement
• Basement Tapes
• Basement dialect
• Bad Scene and a Basement Show
• I often get drunk in my basement
• from a basement on the hill
• The Girl in the Basement and Other Stories
• The Civilized Basement
• Don't go into the basement
• The color of the primer in the utility basement
• As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
• Okay, kids, should we make Fido sleep in the basement with Balphegor the Tyrannical?
• In deep basements and dark halls, feigning sleep with one eye open, the Void waits
• The Christmas Tree Waiting in the Basement
• My Basement's Filled with Corpses
• Rodents in the Basement
• Goosebumps #2: Stay Out of the Basement
• found poetry
• Found
• found objects
• Command not found
• Have you found Jesus?
• Memoirs Found in a Bathtub
• Poem I found on the bus
• found this morning
• Lost and Found Sound
• Graffiti found in Pompeii
• Found Paean to Vancouver
• Zarro Boogs found
• Duplicates Found: (superdoc)
• lost and found
• found sound
• Fortunately I Found My Copy of Candide
• How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• What Manner Candide Found Miss Cunegund and the Old Woman Again
• something I found last night
• Phrases found at the end of interesting stories
• how Wiener found his way home
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• page not found
• I found the LORD that other day...
• Found: one slightly damaged happy meal toy
• Keyboard not found. Press F1 to continue.
• Today I found a sparrow near death
• You seek not what you have found
• I found my friend Broken
• A New Found Glory
• Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
• Found Art Log: 9/26/00
• Lost & Found
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• Found Poem
• Found sleep and, now I know tired
• Edwin Found Jesus in His Big Baggy Jeans
• She found her bliss between the headphones, and pursed her lips.
• 404 Not Found
• How the Wizard Found Dorothy
• Lost and Found (user)
• we found an old letter
• How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
• I found $100 today
• I Found the Room That I Will Haunt
• ScanDisk found lost clusters
• disturbing things found in fast food bathrooms
• The day I found out I was a guy
• How to get free clothes in places with Lost & Found boxes
• I found him in my head, reading starlight
• The Birth of Merlin, or, The Childe Hath Found His Father
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• New Found Glory
• When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
• Found a Peanut
• How Eulenspiegel found work as a cook and hearth tender
• GCU I Found It First (user)
• ROM basic not found
• Realizations about reality found after sufficient higher education
• I found a home in the spent wax of your candle
• I found God
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• Baby, Now That I've Found You
• All My Hope on God is Founded
• What joy it is to be hidden, and what sorrow to never be found!
• Sample population found statistically insignificant
• Found art
• Muses Are Found in Odd Places
• When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
• The day after I found you again
• Live in all found
• To better imagine the limits of the dried-up Martian sea, little Tatiana found it helpful to shape in her mind a great sinuous contour binding each sad, stranded boat to its neighbor
• found tape
• only honest knives are found buried in backs
• It is difficult to get the news from poems, yet men die miserably every day for lack of what is found there
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• The clouds found us, under the sky eating up streets
• He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
• Missing Monkies Found Shaved
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• What we found hiding there, furious and so alone
• she had already found her party
• Values found through living
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• file not found
• Not Found (user)
• Lost and Found in Gunflight Metaphor
• Found Poem: From a Study on Reading Habits, Grade 1 Responses
• Speeding through the desert I found a fire I'd forgotten
• Ftaires! We have found ftaires!
• The morning I found my mother dead
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• Nothing Found
• I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
• I found a reason
• Poem I found in the scene shop at high school
• Found: little doll in a purple jumper
• spam as found poetry
• Everything Found
• How I found peace staring up at the moon from a gutter in my dreams
• J. keeps saying, You understand. I keep thinking, I have found you.
• Hearts Found, Hearts Filled (category)
• the new depth, here found in the afternoon breeze
• Contemplating the Erectile Tissue Found in Nasal Passages
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• language not found
• Old comments found in my epistemology textbook
• Found Objects: A Seaside Postcard
• In this love story we see many of the features of erotic love that philosophy has traditionally found disturbing, and has wished to cure.
• Once I googled your old screen name and found web pages you made in high school. Are you married now? Is that why you haven't called?
• Found Objects: A Seashell
• New Found Frost
• Mister Chu found a letter
• Found Objects: A Life In A Travelling Circus
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
• Whales, near the Lost and Found
• Paintings Found in the Home of Portuous Altwick

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