Findings:
- Who needs modesty anyway?
- who needs toenails, anyway?
- Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- you would have been
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- should have been an artist not a software engineer
- My Bitch Better Have My Money
- A part of us remains wherever we have been.
- Bitch Better Have My Money
- If it jams, force it. If it breaks it probably needed replacing anyway.
- So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
- I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
- Penis size and impregnation
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
- I could have been Canadian
- every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
- The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
- I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
- Peanut butter broccoli rice business to have for lunch
- Helping people cheat
- Who are "they" anyway?
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- Who am us, anyway?
- Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
- Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- Advice I have been given about girls
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- you've been through something that no one should have to go through
- i have been burning for so long
- Front porch, what should have been said
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
- For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
- Know your pets
- Model Business Corporation Act
- What have you been smoking?
- Who's been messin' with my laser?
- it is better to meet god alone than with one who might misunderstand
- you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
- I must have three heads
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- Better Business Bureau
- Animals that should not have been domesticated
- To One who has been Long in City Pent
- We are the people we have been waiting for.
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- I've Been Working on the Railroad
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- How long have you been in love with her?
- you have never been safe
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
- I am not gay. I have never been gay.
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
- We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
- I may or may not have been naked
- Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
- Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- I know I have been dreaming
- These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
- Final moments lost to what should have been
- Laugh when you have been listening well
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- Have you ever been illusioned?
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- worse things have happened to better people
- Two heads are better than one
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- All You Need to Know About the Music Business
- Could I Have Been?
- It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
- I have always been burning
- They are angry and they have been lied to
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- Why have there been no great women artists?
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- What Might Have Been
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
- I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
- It Must Have Been the Roses
- Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
- All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
- Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
- CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- I've been working on my homework
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- The path we have been walking
- And All That Could Have Been
- It could have been me
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- Movies that should have been books first
- Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
- I have just been shot
- Names have been changed
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
- Have you been a dad today?
- our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
- Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- Could have beens, should have beens
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
- You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- You have been in every line I have ever read
- Could Muhammad have been autistic?
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
- The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
- I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
- It could have been a Brilliant Career
- AES may have been broken
- And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
- He's been places they have not.
- My entire life I have been composing my death poem
- Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- The way things have always been done
- Treatment of corporations
- The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
- We are the ones we have been waiting for
- It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
- I could have been one of a two
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- better to have loved and lost (node_forward)
- Rebeca Martinez
- I have children; therefore I am better than you
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- It's better to have loved and lost
- Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
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