Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "why don't you shut the door and close the curtains, cause you're not going anywhere"

• If you're going to masturbate, would you at least close the fucking door?
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• What's the point of having doors if you're just going to give away keys?
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• You're so closed minded
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• tuesdays don't go anywhere (document)
• you're never anywhere i find you
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• Behind Closed Doors
• If you're going to speak archaic English, use it correctly!
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• The Midnight Train Going Anywhere And Anywhen
• Note to Standards and Practices: Don't forget to censor the closed captions
• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• Why the knobs on your cabinet doors don't line up properly
• Shut Not Your Doors
• if you don't like what you're getting, change what you're giving
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• You're going home in the back of an ambulance
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Close the door
• The shadow is going away. You can breathe again. The past is closed.
• Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
• Gimme your hands, 'cause you're wonderful
• I don't want a terrorist fighting for my cause
• The door was closed
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• Don't Go Out the Door
• A door closed cautiously
• You're not close enough
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Behind Closed Doors with Joan Lunden
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• getting your doors welded shut
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• Collision avoidance technique
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• How to treat the dog you're going to kill
• If you're going to America, bring your own food
• Shut the front door!
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• Close the door before you leave
• Take off your band-aid, 'cause I don't believe in touchdowns
• Don't stand so close to me
• Write Once, Run Anywhere
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• There is no friend anywhere
• Strike anywhere matches
• The playing of the following four songs anywhere near a pianist is prohibited
• Any Time, Any Place, Anywhere
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• Any time! Anywhere!
• How to get anywhere on the Earth in one hour
• anywhere (user)
• There are no whales anywhere
• Getting a free ice cream anywhere in the UK
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• At Home Or Abroad And Anywhere In Between
• I would recognize that face anywhere
• It takes 30 minutes to get anywhere
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• You, who can go anywhere, should uncover that mystery.
• dreaming of anywhere but here
• Cause
• false cause
• The absurdity of single cause
• the root of the cause
• lost cause
• cause célèbre
• Smoking causes heart disease
• Do bad laws cause lack of respect for the law?
• How much pain did you cause?
• The Law of Cause and Effect
• To Thee Old Cause
• Rebel Without a Cause
• Cheap beer causes STDs
• Decrying political correctness without an understanding of its causes and intended consequences is little more than racism muttered under one's breath
• why global warming causes weather to become more extreme
• Warning: Ecstasy may cause brain damage
• Aristotle's Causes
• An Inquiry into the Nature and Causes of the Wealth of Nations
• The Higher Cause
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
• The cause of religion
• Cause of death
• Patron Saint of Lost Causes
• the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems
• Toilet tissue causes driver distraction
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 13
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 20
• Playing the guitar can cause RSI
• Devil Without A Cause
• Can chemicals cause enlightenment?
• Mississippi's Declaration of Secession
• A Cause and Effect Experience
• Leading causes of death among porn stars
• How lightning causes RFI
• Chong ching!s Chang 'cause Chang chung! Chong
• Grilling can cause cancer
• Dream Caused by the Flight of a Bee around a Pomegranate, One Second before Awakening
• Cause Celeb
• proximate cause
• Operation Just Cause
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• cause group
• efficient cause
• final cause
• formal cause
• material cause
• London Causes of Death in 1700
• Lightning causes mutations
• Making the Movies III Eyesight Damage Caused Through the Motion Picture Arcs
• sectional cause group
• Love is cause and effect
• Declaration of the Causes and Necessity of Taking Up Arms
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• Cause and Effect
• Causes of brutality on the eastern front in World War II
• In Freedom's Cause
• There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for
• 'Cause is a reason
• The Myth of the Lost Cause
• The Leading Cause of Bankruptcy
• This Won't Cause Trouble Later
• cause marketing
• 'cause when you try to make it stay, that's when it surely slips away
• for light and transient causes
• Prohibition causes more problems than it solves
• Causes of death (e2poll)
• Top ten causes of death: US 2012
• Top ten causes of death: US 1995
• Top ten causes of death: US 1915
• wet streets cause rain
• i like the treetops, cause they're reaching just like me
• Causes of death: which does your doctor treat?
• Two bros sitting in a hot tub! Five feet apart 'cause they're not gay!
• you can't hear my voice cause i'm not loud enough
• Questionable cause
• treating the symptom instead of the cause
• Top ten causes of death: US 2020
• Causes of the Potato Blight
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• closed source
• close
• being close to another person

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