Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "with the vice principal child molester that made me hide in his closet during recess"

• I still wear the bracelet you made me
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• The smell of his cologne still makes me cry
• How my desire for a puppy made me personally responsible for the War on Terror
• Marriage made me stupid, lazy and old
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• Thou hast made me, and shall thy work decay?
• My wife made me sexy!
• The Internet made me do it
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Books made me a person
• Her hips made waves against his shore
• William Shatner Lent Me His Hairpiece
• Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• Oven potatoes made me happy
• Experience has made me bitter
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• The full moon made me do it
• Civilization III has made me sympathize with the Japanese in WWII
• 80s music made me gay
• she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
• it made me sick but kept me warm
• video games never made me violent
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• the boy who shoves girls during recess
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• no beer, so Henry orders a double espresso during his parole appointment
• England Made Me
• He made a way to his anger
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• I was a homeless bum
• Society made me what I am
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• The Devil made me do it
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• How Lars Ulrich made me quit my job at a movie theater
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• Dai-Un made me do it!
• This node was made for you and me
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• i worked hard and it made me sick. i slacked off and it made me sick.
• SciFiQuest 3019: My Robot Made Me Do It
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• child molester
• It reminds me of melancholy, and vice versa
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• The Man With the Child in His Eyes
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• The Mouse and His Child
• brain child
• Child pornography
• child sexual abuse
• A Space Child's Mother Goose
• My Problem Child
• child
• child star
• Child Prodigy
• A little child could never kill this clean
• Voodoo Child
• Child of the 80s
• Anti Christ Devil's Child
• child proof
• Is Humanism Molesting Your Child?
• Childed
• child abuse
• Destiny's Child
• Yanomamo soul-eating child massacre
• What Child Is This
• Old-school child vs. new-school child
• child care
• cult of the child
• And what of this child?
• Sun Child (user)
• The Child who came from an Egg
• rabid child (user)
• Warning signs that your child may be a Goth
• Fold Your Hands Child, You Walk Like a Peasant
• I am a wicked child
• child actor
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• The thin line between art and child pornography
• A poignant mother-daughter moment on the subject of child sexual abuse
• Answer to a Child's Question
• Child of the Light
• Only child: Downside
• Bless the Child
• Night Child (user)
• A refusal to mourn the death, by fire, of a child in London
• Dead child on the roadside
• Child beauty pageants
• God Bless the Child
• Child Of Bodom (user)
• Things every child should be taught
• For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
• Friday's Child
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• The Wild Child
• Child Support Agency
• Julia Child
• Child support is more than just money
• There's no better mirror than a child
• Child suspended for wearing Pepsi shirt on Coke Day
• Child Health Plus
• A Child's Christmas in Wales
• one child per family
• Battle of the Child Geniuses
• Saving the Environment, One (Fewer) Child at a Time
• To Murder the Child
• Today I kill my child
• Bobby Child
• Child of Nature
• child element
• A Child in Sheep's Clothing
• child process
• A Child's Garden of Verses
• Monoxide Child
• Camel, Lion and Child
• A Little Child Shall Lead Them
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
• A Child Called "It"
• Child Pornography Prevention Act 1996
• Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
• Sounding like a child
• child slavery
• Buried Child
• An Ungrateful Child
• A child's view of bigotry
• I am the child with her nose pressed up against the window.
• Child support
• feral child
• A Child's Grace
• Epitaph, upon a Child that died
• Things I want my child to know
• Tactile child
• Mother and Child Reunion
• Vice grip
• Hot Child in the City
• Bag of Crushed Child (user)
• Comfort the child that looks most beautiful, rather than the one that is crying
• There Was a Child Went Forth
• Story For An Advanced Child
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• A child's obligations
• Child is Father to the Man
• Making the Movies V Those Troublesome Child Players
• Could a computer take the place of a child?
• What to read to a child
• The Stolen Child
• Ocean child
• The Microsoft email message to announce the birth of Bill Gates' first child
• Teaching your child to ride a bike
• The Child by Tiger
• Look beyond your education, child of mine
• My Special Child
• Error and arrogance in Alice Miller's The Untouched Key
• foster child
• Lincoln Child
• How to send a child to college
• A child, looking for UFOs in the winter sky
• problem child (user)
• The damaged child
• Virtual child porn
• poster child
• A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child
• Things to consider when naming your child
• A Child's Garden of Grass
• Christina Aguilera presents the argument for child abuse
• Almond Child (user)
• To my child
• God's child (user)
• Butterfly Child
• The siren has the voice of a child

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