Findings:
- Went to bed a god and woke up as a peasant
- I woke up in occupied America.
- we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
- Woke up this morning, blues all round my bed
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- and then I woke up
- I woke up searching for something that I didn't find
- I woke up in a bed I did not know
- I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
- The day we woke up and the machines were us
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- I woke up this morning with a dog in my house.
- The day I woke up Faster Than Light
- Last night I dreamed about television. I woke up crying.
- I woke up
- When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
- When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
- I woke up and thought it was Saturday
- The day I woke up covered in blood
- We woke up one morning and fell a little further down
- We've all traded lobsters and woke up alone
- We've all traded lovers and woke up alone
- and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
- 'just woke up' voice
- Will the Real Martian Please Stand Up?
- Will the Real Bruce Perens Please Stand Up?
- if you weren't real I would make you up
- i can tell you the dreaming up north is real and wide
- Real Soon Now
- Real men
- Real Life
- Real estate
- Real Ale
- Real-time strategy
- real time
- Real Genius
- Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
- real number
- real sysadmins
- x86 Real Mode
- What is really real?
- Woke capitalism
- The Real principle of Maximum Utility
- Real Madrid
- Real Goth
- real woman
- the Real McCoy
- The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest
- real time game
- Real de Catorce
- El Camino Real
- Look out Haskell, it's real!
- The *REAL* Obfuscated Perl
- Real Reality
- Get Real
- Real World Road Rules Challenge
- Get a real computer!
- Sunny Day Real Estate
- Real Radio
- Real World Records
- Real Programmer
- The Real Ghostbusters
- Joy is Real
- A real symmetric matrix has n eigenvalues
- Using your real name on the internet
- real drinks with imaginary friends
- Aaahh! Real Monsters
- Working beliefs of most Episcopalians
- real user
- Real Engineers
- Professional wrestling is fake
- The Real Canadian Superstore
- Real University Diplomas!
- Renaissance is for sissies, real men wear armor
- I'm not this cool in real life
- Real Name (tm)
- Telling real pearls from fake ones
- I just bought real estate in your mind
- The real reason gas is so expensive
- If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
- Evil is a real growing market
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- Fake Smile vs. Real Smile
- Real estate agent
- Real life applications of mathematics
- If the real world were like the internet
- real life raygun
- Are Quanta Real?
- Intersections in Real Time
- It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
- There are as many numbers between 0 and 1 as there are in the set of all real numbers
- The Real General
- The Real Slim Shady
- Real people
- Made with real cheddar
- Real Player
- The Real Foreign Debt
- Will the Real Slim Shady Please Shutup?
- How real are these tears?
- Real Media
- Are you real elephants?
- Real estate tax
- The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
- Real Ale Bore
- credibility is the only real currency
- Everything vs. Real Life
- The Real Book
- Campaign for Real Hallowe'en
- The Real Thing
- the real reptile (user)
- Everything vs. Real Life, Part II
- real property
- forgetting about real charisma
- Monotonicity of real Mobius functions
- Why IRC is better than Real Life
- Why Real Life is better than IRC
- the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
- proof that the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
- Bill Gates' real net worth
- Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
- Sir Real (user)
- real death stories
- real biker
- There is no real me
- Can real love survive over time
- We Real Cool
- 10% real reconstituted fruit juice
- Real Number Turing Machine
- Scheisse! The Real German You Were Never Taught in School
- The Heisenberg Uncertainty Priniciple in real life
- Campaign for Real Ale
- The Real Folk Blues
- Some moments seem too perfect to be real
- Flip ya for real
- The Real Inspector Hound
- The Real Frank Zappa Book
- Getting real beer in Utah
- real tyme (user)
- Real World (user)
- Everything on the Real World like lab rats on Pez
- The semi-fictional life of every real woman
- Real Me
- Meditation VI: Of the Existence of Material Things, and of the real Distinction between the Soul and Body of Man
- Meditation VI: Of the Existence of Material Things, and of the real Distinction between the Soul and the Body of Man : 2
- The Real Jesus
- Real war: Civilization threatened!
- Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
- It's almost like you're real
- Real Life Dilbert
- Linear time and real time
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- Bug Scientist Real Life CSI
- Real sorry about the food hair
- Real Astrology
- Real IRA
- Real Sex Live
- Why hasn't Real Media died yet?
- Wiener Schnitzel
- Apfelstrudel
- My real life, burst into the proper colors
- Our computers are virtual machines in the real machine that is the universe
- Sang Real
- What is real but compassion as we move from birth to death
- A random real is irrational
- Real women, not models, belong in magazines
- Real Doll
- Selling Real Estate in Hyperbolic Space
- In the real world, it is almost always women and not men who are waiting under windows
- Real American
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- Construction of the real numbers
- l is real 2041
- This is as real as magic gets
- Real is not an absolute
- More Real Than Reality
- real income
- Real competition
- The real problem with Microsoft
- God is for Real, Man
- But they're entertaining lies, and in the end, isn't that the real truth?
- Real Tennis
- Real Red Devil's Food Cake
- save and restore function in real life
- real life test
- Real Video
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