Findings:

• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• You'll own nothing, and you will be happy
• All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
• How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
• What's the point of having doors if you're just going to give away keys?
• We're acting happy to stop ourselves from going insane.
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• Should I be happy?
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• if you're going to pontificate, can I at least have a drink
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• When you know things are just meant to be
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• I realize that it is going to be dark soon
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• How to be happy for a certain period of time
• If you're going to masturbate, would you at least close the fucking door?
• How to treat the dog you're going to kill
• no island, but you're not a big happy archipelago either
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• It's going to be fine
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• (Sing If You're) Glad to be Gay
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• How to be Happy, Dammit
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• If you're not able to accept peace, then you must be willing to accept conflict.
• If you can't be used, you're useless.
• How it's Going to Be
• Everything Is Going to Be Fine: The 2022 Halloween Horrorquest
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• everything is going to be alright
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• Where be ye going, you Devon maid?
• You're going home in the back of an ambulance
• If you're happy and you know it click this node
• If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair
• If you're going to speak archaic English, use it correctly!
• I'm going to be a Dad
• If you're happy and you know it clap your hands
• I hope you're fucking happy
• Collision avoidance technique
• If you're going to America, bring your own food
• You're too good to be human
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• Be
• Don't Be Afraid
• You're such a fool to give me what I want
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• so be it
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• I wanna be your dog
• Be yourself
• I never thought it would be like this
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• I know what it's like to be dead
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• To be or not to be
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Too good to be true
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Never be the first to let go
• Be Mine
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• What the American people want politics to be
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• Information cannot be owned
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• The best kind of bartender
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb
• The Be
• Be Operating System
• well, I'll be jiggered
• Born to be Wild
• Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
• I wouldn't be caught dead
• Claiming to be a lesbian
• Lessons to be learned from Napster
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• I wanna be your toothbrush holder
• Be a model or just look like one
• What does it mean to be religious?
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• i've lost the ability to be truly bored
• Birds are not to be allowed to die here
• Want to be a lawyer?
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Shouldn't we be praying to Satan?
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• Aspects of American society that may be new to you
• it'll be on the test
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• Trying desperately to be cool
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• How to be a good motorcycle passenger
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
• No one can be totally logical
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences

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