Findings:

• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• You can run, but you can't hide
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• you can make anything seem cool with over-formatting
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
• This song is so good it can make your ears pop
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Aerosol cans and a lighter can bring wet wood to life
• Drink eight glasses of water a day
• I Can't Make You Love Me
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
• You can, but you may not
• Pound pastrami, can kraut, six bagels -- bring home for Emma.
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• Electronic music can make it easier to enter codeflow
• You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
• Make like a hole in the water
• We Drink War Like Water
• Why can't Starbucks sell "small," "medium," and "large" drinks?
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• Can pleasing sight, misfortune ever bring?
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• But can you still cry like a child?
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• but with words we can create anything
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• I can make a bong out of anything
• can till can't
• Any fool can make a rule
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• One man can make a difference
• Fluoxetine
• you can change the world and you can't change the world
• How to make coffee drinks
• Still I'll make this water home
• water from a fish tank makes your cannabis grow faster
• Don't Drink the Water
• You can't make someone love you
• Can you drink old beer?
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• from now on, I can bring my stick in the house; from now on, I can poke my stick at the wall
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• we can give up, but the world never will
• Great things the winter can bring
• Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
• you can close your eyes but not your ears
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• My potatoes bring all the Irish to the drink.
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
• You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
• I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can
• I can make you howl. And vice versa. Let's get down to business.
• Open Publication License's Section VI options can make it non-free
• I Can Make You a Man
• the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
• It's as if the fact that language can only ever provide an approximate representation of reality somehow makes reality inadequate.
• boron has bright orange hair, and Bruce Willis can make it boil at 4200K
• Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
• can the patient make love?
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• You can't make an omelet without killing a few people
• You can't hire 9 women to make a baby in a month
• Drinks in which you can't taste the alcohol
• even if I can't forgive, I can still let go of it
• If you see a white horse cross your fingers and make a wish
• Never drink or cook with hot tap water
• Why onions make your eyes water
• make one's mouth water
• I've spent too much time leading horses to water
• winning the lottery after realizing that money can't make you happy
• anybody can make lights
• A smiley can make anything you say seem nice
• but mr can you maybe listen there's
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• Water butt
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• But can a robot love.
• It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• like you're blind but still can see
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• but are there horses?
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• One letter can make all the difference
• When water chokes you
• When I think of him now I can smell horses
• The best lunch you can make in 5 minutes
• I bet I can make you say black
• Things on which you can make a wish
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• Water can
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure

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