Findings:

• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• I don't believe in anything
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• you don't have to do this
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Stoned music memories
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Penis size and impregnation
• If you have to cry, do it in the shower
• Why do zebras have stripes?
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• How and why do we (humans) have culture?
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• Do you have honor for yourself?
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Why IRC is better than Real Life
• Don't do that then!
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Capitalize, please
• I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Converting Pi to binary: Don't do it!
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Why do horror movies sell better on home-release formats?
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• The next life will be better
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• What Everything does better than anything else
• Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
• You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
• That which I should have done I did not do
• Why males have nipples
• you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Making the Movies II Do the Photoplayers Have an Understudy?
• I can share anything with you, and you don't mind
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• I've got better things to do than drugs
• It don't mean anything moves
• If you get your opinions second-hand, you do not know anything worth knowing
• You can do anything
• A better life through lying
• stop trying so hard, and just do. you'll do better.
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• I'd Do Anything
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• I don't know what else to do
• It doesn't DO anything. That's the beauty of it!
• Do what you have to do
• not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• What do you want in life, Hal?
• I don't know what to do with you
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• Do Anything You Wanna Do
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• A woman will do anything if she loves you.
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• A determination to do better than
• The Peacock Don't Do No Dancin'
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• I still have a lot of exploring to do
• What do I have of my mother's?
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• Do you have your heart on a lacerating javelin?
• Why do children have to die?
• Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
• I'll do anything to pass
• Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• Do you have stairs in your house?
• why I think I can't do anything
• I still can't think of anything about Fight Club that changed my life
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• Glamour Dos and Don'ts
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• keep looking until you don't see anything at all
• My Bitch Better Have My Money
• How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• Better things to do? (e2poll)
• better to have loved and lost (node_forward)
• Life's Better with the Conservatives
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• Undertaker, Nortel sells better than you do
• Better than Life
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Bitch Better Have My Money
• Do better
• worse things have happened to better people
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• The tattoo phenomenon
• If you've got something to do, you'd better fucking do it.
• Oh acid, is there anything you can't do?
• If you don't take the time to look, you won't see anything.
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• What I want from life
• Do I want anything?
• never say anything you do not understand. you will quickly find the path to truth.
• Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Too little time to do anything, too much time to do nothing
• Couldn't you have named it anything else
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• You're not gonna do anything stupid are ya??
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• Why Don't We Do It in the Road?
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• What we do in life... echoes in eternity
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• Winners Don't Use Drugs
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• What to do if you have bad credit
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• You, standing
• How do you make a life matter?
• Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
• What Should I Do with My Life?
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Say, lad, have you things to do?
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Treatment of corporations

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