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• I acted unprofessionally at work today in order to get home early to node!
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• If You Liked School You'll Love Work
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• Condensed life in a can, like the ones you buy at grocery stores
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Get home from work
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• I don't suppose we can wait for some alien race to come down and threaten us
• Hot pursuit
• wind come on down
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Fall tried to come this week but Summer chased it out of town.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
• Nowhere to go but down
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• Come strong or stay home
• Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
• 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• We kiss on the mouth but still cough down our sleeves
• Let It Come Down
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• college book store
• Love is like racing across the frozen tundra on a snowmobile which flips over, trapping you underneath. At night, the ice-weasels come.
• a couch is something you get on Craigslist, something that comes and goes
• When Bobby Comes Down
• Come home with me
• But I Like You
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• How wonderful to come home full of quiet coals
• Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
• Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
• Ere Sleep Comes Down to Soothe the Weary Eyes
• Can't Come Down
• Till the cows come home
• violence comes to me like a second nature
• Life sucks, then you die, then you come back
• The Cow Who Wouldn't Come Down
• dreams that come sporadically in the night like Viking longships to burn you to the ground and steal your rationality
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• Days and nights come together in a slow falling down
• Comics Come Home
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• We're one, but we're not the same
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• that moment of panic when you flush the toilet but nothing goes down
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• Zephronias is unfriendly to new noders, like, sometimes but not always. Depends on several astronomical variables
• Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Painting the world of the people to come. Absent but in dreams.
• You'll come to a sticky end
• I come to you, defenses down
• I mean these words come out of him like the right music
• come down
• I work where I went to college
• The mites go up and the tights come down
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• When The King Comes Home
• Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
• That gum you like is going to come back in style
• BQN: But, one for all?
• Happiness is difficult to come by when one is constantly followed by Frisbees
• Snoopy Come Home
• It come a young flood
• leaving dust like unspoken years never to come
• Come Back Home
• Archived E2 FAQ: How come the site goes down so much? (document)
• What to do when your husband comes home
• One of the four beasts saying: "Come and see." And I saw.
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• I like your head. A lot of different stuff comes out of it.
• (Come get me).
• Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• I’ve stepped in many things but sex is a new one
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• But seriously, a tragic thing happened down the street
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• Not atheist, but what then?
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I come to the garden... but not alone
• Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
• War is hell but men like it
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
• Ladies and gentlemen, I play piano, but god is in the house tonight.
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• The lights are on, but nobody's home.
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• But can you still cry like a child?
• Effort on behalf of those we love is not work, but prayer disguised
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• like you're blind but still can see
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• I try to write you a love song but it comes out a lament
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• there are many voids but this one is mine
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
• Things I learned in one week of college
• not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
• When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again
• don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how

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