joke (thing)

Updated: You mom's birthday, 2027

Joke, n.

This is continually a work in progress. I will be upkeeping this, for your perusal and enjoyment.

Listed below are jokes on E2. They are sorted by categories and by date within each category. I am sorting them this way so that if you revisit this, you can easily find the newer jokes. Some jokes may fit more than one category. If you feel I have categorized a joke incorrectly, please send a god/editor a /msg insulting his close relatives.

I will be glad for assistance in upkeeping this. Please /msg me with hardlinks to jokes, or tell me if a joke has been removed. Also /msg me with suggestions and/or comments.

The Jokes

'A monkey, a Rastafarian and an Evangelist ...' jokes

• A chemist, an engineer and a computer programmer (5/28/2002)
• physics jokes (8/14/2008)

Animal and plant jokes

• potato jokes
• The peg-legged pig (1/20/2004)
• Declan the Humble Crab
• Elephant in the refrigerator joke (1/25/2004)

Dirty Jokes

• Auctions for genitalia (5/27/2002)
• Essential Dirty Jokes
• Leprechaun Joke
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• houdini (5/28/2002)
• The Full English Breakfast joke (6/24/2002)
• A boy and his duck (8/1/2002)
• Gorilla Joke (1/20/2004)
• Elephant jokes (3/14/2007)

Jokes for kids and discerning adults

• What are you eating under there? (5/27/2002)

Jokes for mixed company

• Gentile Jokes
• Irish Jokes
• Polish jokes
• Mother-In-Law Jokes (6/12/2002)
• Where did we build the K'nesset? A weeny bit of Jewish Humor (12/4/2002)

Long Winded Jokes

• The "Fuck You, Clown!" Story (5/27/2002)
• The most Disappointing Joke Ever
• The Infamous Juan Joke (1/20/2004)
• Green Gorilla (3/14/2007)
• Dirty Golf Ball (9/5/2008)

Musical jokes

• Drummer Jokes (5/27/2002)
• piano jokes
• viola jokes
• violin jokes (5/14/2005)

Professional jokes

• A Joke About Tax Collectors (5/27/2002)
• Doberman lawyer joke
• golf jokes
• Navy Newbie Jokes
• Doctor jokes
• Anus stretcher (7/22/2002)
• Maths Jokes(2/3/2004)

Puns (and spoonerisms)

• cunning stunts (5/21/2002)
• Pythagoras' Joke (6/14/2002)
• the bad conductor joke (11/11/2002)
• Choose your next witticism carefully Mr. Bond; it may be your last (31/12/2008)

Religious Jokes

• Jokes that will send you to hell (7/19/2004)
• humorous blasphemy (3/14/2007)

'Tasteless' Jokes

• Dead baby jokes
• limbless torso jokes
• Zombie Baby Jokes (1/25/2004)

'Why did the chicken cross the road' jokes

• Why did the chicken cross the road? (5/27/2002)
• Why did the chicken cross the playground?
• Why did the chicken cross the road according to the Management Consultant
• Why did the indie rawk kid cross the road?

Other (maybe these will have a category one day) jokes

• Celebrity knock knock jokes
• Empire State Building Joke
• Husband Hating Joke
• The funniest joke in the world
• Unfinished Jokes
• Just some more jokes from the Necronomicon
• The sandwich joke
• the sahara forest(5/28/2002)
• The World's Worst Knock Knock Jokes (1/20/2004)
• a medieval Welsh joke (5/14/2005)
• CowboyNeal joke
• Three Brazilian Soldiers (3/14/2007)
• Freudian slip
• You know you've been hacking too long when
• pickle slicer
• Recursion
• Now You're Screwed

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