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It's a tiny, high-strung foofoo dog. Poodles may look fluffy and pink, but in their hearts, they think they're rabid wolverines. Getting one mad is very easy--more than likely, once one realizes that you exist, it will get mad at you (this seems to be true of the vast majority of toy dogs--they must have compensation issues). Luckily, the only way they can cause pain is to bark in their high shrill doggie voices. But if they could figure out how to use nuclear weapons, we'd all be totally dead.