Findings:
- I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
- If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- You don't need a reason to cry
- Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
- Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
- Would you like a Wah-Burger to go with those Crys?
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- a cut, a chill, a cry, a call
- don't cry over spilled milk
- It's so easy to say you cried yourself to sleep. It's so hard to do.
- he would have cried
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- If there were more people like you, there would be more people
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- don't cry
- Boys Don't Cry
- Don't cry for the Angels
- Did it ever make you cry ?
- don't cry over spoiled milk
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
- happily ever after
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- They all lived happily ever after
- Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
- Don't be sad
- Don't be an IM phantom
- Don't want to be lonely no more
- This would be easier if we did it backwards
- This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- The Filesystem That Would Be King
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
- I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
- That I Would Be Good
- This will be the hardest thing you ever do
- Don't Be Evil
- Things never were what they used to be
- Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
- Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- Could man be drunk for ever
- The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
- Life without music would be a mistake
- Although you are right, you were wrong to be confident
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
- it would be hilarious if only
- Where would America be without Canada?
- I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- What life after death will really be like
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
- Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
- Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
- A whimper would be fine
- Don't be seduced by the taco bar
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- don't be absurd (user)
- If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
- If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
- Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
- It's easy to be charming on the internet
- Linux would be dead without Windows
- Your noise would not be missed here.
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
- It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
- This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
- I don't want to be successful
- After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
- You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- I don't always want you to be nice
- Speed limits were made to be broken
- Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
- It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- what would it take to be serene again?
- Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
- Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
- There's no such thing as happily ever after.
- It's better to be alone than to wish you were
- If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
- That would be me
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
- Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
- After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
- Don't want sex, be sexual
- I don't want to be alone
- The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
- Why you don't deserve to be a professor
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
- The Man Who Would Be King
- All that I am and ever want to be
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
- Don't Be An Ass (user)
- A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- Just to see what it would be like
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- Billy, Don't Be a Hero
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
- Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
- You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
- If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- Don't worry, Be Happy!
- don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
- Be careful and don't fall down
- Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- All I ever wanted to be
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
- Be your own fiction. After that, the story almost writes itself.
- Everything is supposed to be quiet after a massacre
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
- Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
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