Here's the stuff we found when you searched for ""If you go to heaven when you die, then I will literally never see you again for the rest of eternity, so you need to go to Hell, okay?""

• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• I may not go to Heaven, I hope you go to Hell
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• When you go, I sleep again
• keep feeding the fire and it will never go out
• when you go, i will go
• Oh, you'll never go to heaven
• When will I see you again?
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• You can never go home again
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• I let go and now I'm holding on. I need to let go again.
• When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
• Where people go when people die
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• 5 Mind-Blowing Facts That Will Literally Make You Go Insane (Because They Blew Your Mind)
• will you take me with you when you go?
• go ugly early and you'll never go home alone
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• We needs must love the highest when we see it, not Lancelot, nor another.
• Never be the first to let go
• i kept dreaming of a world i thought i'd never see, and then one day i got in
• When frogs go bad
• Go and see, my love
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• this is why you always leave me, this is why you'll never go
• Never go to Dubai
• All Dogs Go To Heaven
• I get to go to heaven!
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• When Clowns Go Bad
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• You're so come here go away
• Never Let Me Go
• Sleep is too valuable a thing to let go of so easily
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• I am so sorry and you will never know
• You Can't Go Home Again
• the city means you let a lot of things go or you die in an alley
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• I will never drink root beer again
• When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
• For when you and your shiftless friends go shopping
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• When Running Jokes Go Bad
• For when you and your shiftless friends finally go home
• What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
• Any minute now, you will go blind
• You Will Go to the Moon
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• When dolphins go bad
• Where do butterflies go when it rains?
• Will you go? Will you send back? A letter from Phnom Penh
• When the walls go down
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• So I let her go
• I got my ticket and I'm letting go of the rest
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• Go To Hell
• Insects do so much the rest of the world never notices.
• Millions now living will never die
• When two vowels go walking
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• Crying when you go to the bathroom
• If a system is given nothing but a steady supply of unconditional self-affirmation, it will never see an impetus to cure its ills
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• What it is like to go without and then, to not, even in a small way
• Go to Hell - A voting system
• We had to go away ... and dream it all up again
• That great feeling when the dice go your way
• This will go down on your permanent record
• When all the stars go out at night
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• Five Go Adventuring Again
• because eventually you will see past my magical words and focus once again on the matter at hand
• Where I go when I masturbate
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• i just keep waiting for the day when i'll see you again
• Do all soldiers go to hell?
• If you never go to sleep, tomorrow never comes
• I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
• And then you made the world go away for a little while
• When the Saints Go Marching In
• Never go home
• Marvin K. Mooney, Will You Please Go Now
• People who don't smoke will never die
• When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
• Go then. There are other worlds than these.
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• Never go to a teaching hospital in July
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• Things that can go wrong when assembling a computer
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• go to hell moron (user)
• When good cats go bald
• When Frogs Go Bad mp3 (recording)
• If there's hell below we're all going to go
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• go to hell (user)
• I will go furious, you know
• Where whores go to die
• You always feel it when I go
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• to distort thorax dimensions and mating rituals go awry, population of the hive has fallen dramatically and we are all doomed to piss hell
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• I shall go back again to the bleak shore
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• Never Let You Go
• Where does the song go when the needle is lifted?
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• When you go on a quest for revenge, make sure to dig two graves
• I never dreamed I'd need so many people
• When Will You Die for the Last Time in My Dreams?
• Then I'll see you in hell!
• My love will never die
• You're never around when I need you
• i want to go to bee hell
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• The Museum of Whales You Will Never See
• Where plastic bags go to die
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• I must go to the sea again
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• To boldly go where no man has gone before
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• Go Hibiki
• A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again
• You'll never work in this town again!
• For when you and your shiftless friends are confused again
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• computer go
• if i never saw you again
• Go Mifune
• can you imagine having to spend the rest of eternity in Illinois?
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
• imagine that when you die you relive the last few seconds of your life
• I'm never getting drunk again
• Many have died; you also will die.
• It's okay. The puppy just DIES and that's the end of the movie.
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• Will Ye No Come Back Again
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• I will die on this hill
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• Ain’t there a pen that will write before they die?
• Where do disappearing socks go?
• Go
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• 5-0 and go
• Where do you want to go today?
• go on the internet
• When you are again allowed to use your limbs and your eyes
• go solo
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Children never die
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• when you're ready to touch me again

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