Findings:

• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Stuff that keeps coming up
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• Brains Don't Matter
• Don't Be Afraid
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• I don't want to be alone
• Trying to keep up with technology, when the quiet full moon is momentarily more than enough
• Be careful and don't fall down
• don't be absurd (user)
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• Don't give up your day job
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• holed up in the old cannery, i keep finding fingers in my dreams
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• I don't need to be loved by you
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• Baptist fear of dancing
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• Why it's good to be on top of Kmart hill
• Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
• Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• You've Got to be Brain Damaged
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Everything seems to be up in the air at this time.
• Are we really all that we chalk ourselves up to be?
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• in a world where the bar keeps seeming to be lower, where stupidity has got a foothold, there is room for excellence and uncompromising vision
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Don't stick wasabi up your nose
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• Don't touch your brain
• Why the knobs on your cabinet doors don't line up properly
• keep looking until you don't see anything at all
• Don’t give up the ship!
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• keep it cool/shake it up
• If you keep going into the barbershop you'll end up getting a haircut
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• What I want to be when I grow up
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• AI should be our top priority.
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• Don't be an IM phantom
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• Don't Be Evil
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• I don't always want you to be nice
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• Don't be sad
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• I have given up other interests to help you. It will be a pleasure to know that my labour has not been in vain.
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
• Don't give up
• Warming Up The Brain Farm
• I Don't Wanna Grow Up
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Top 40 Music Is Rotting My Brain
• i keep thinking that this rain could last forever and i don't think it could ever stop
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• Don't wait up for me
• I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
• I don't want to be successful
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• keep your hands up
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• I don't think the sun was up
• Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Be
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• Too good to be true
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• What the American people want politics to be
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Information cannot be owned
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb
• The Be
• Be Operating System
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• grind up the loins
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined

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