Here's the stuff we found when you searched for ""They can't tell the difference between a carrot and your finger" so the signs say"

• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• The "He can't tell the difference" beer commercial
• How to tell the difference between Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses
• There is a difference between considering your audience and giving the people what they want.
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• There's a difference between fear and cowardice. Fear is unavoidable. Cowardice is allowing people, including oneself, to suffer because of what they fear.
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• The difference between going to "the pictures," "the movies," and "a film."
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
• drugs that are as bad as DARE says they are
• Because I say so
• The Difference Between Explanation and Prediction
• I can't tell the girl I love that I love her
• The cigarette between your fingers seems to be burning slower than normal.
• They say you're a man with true grit.
• lay vs. lie
• The difference between right and wrong
• buildings so tall you can't even see the tops of them
• The difference between fucking and making love
• The difference between science and religion
• The difference between being "naked" and being "nekkid"
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• They say it's never too late
• Tell the truth. Begin by beginning. Say good things to yourself.
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• Gays are great, so she says
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• The difference between men and women
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• The only difference between men and boys is the size of their shoes and the price of their toys.
• The difference between drains and sewers
• The Difference Between ADD Medication and Speed
• what the differences between square and circular aperture to the pin hole in experment of Intensity of diffractions due to pin hole diaphragms
• Words we can't say anymore
• The Difference Between Pepsi and Coke
• The difference between resistance and terrorism
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• The difference between Everything2 and H2G2
• so pretentious I can't even breathe
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• The day I learned the subtle, yet important, difference between a vibrator and an ass-vibrator
• i can't tell car accidents from car on-purposes
• An introduction to my inside selves as they say goodbye
• The difference between theory and practice
• After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
• I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• The difference between eroticism and pornography
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• The difference between art and science
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• They Say that in the Army
• The difference between shocks and struts
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• The difference between growing a beard and not shaving
• differences between Sunnis and Shiites
• The difference between Tofu and Spam
• What's the difference between an optimist and a pessimist?
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• The difference between us is cruelty
• the difference between mathematics and physics
• The difference between punk and grunge
• The difference between a servant and a slave
• What's the difference between pagan and New Age?
• The difference between feel, think, and believe
• Differences between European and American Spanish
• the difference between abstraction and reference
• Words you can't use unless they describe you
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• What's the difference between VMware, WINE, plex86, and bochs?
• Don't say yes if you can't say no
• Things you can't tell just by looking at her
• differences between plant and animal cells
• The difference between assault and battery
• The difference between the facts and the truth
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• differences between edge and core routers
• You can't tell sleep where to go
• The difference between a theory and a hypothesis
• Making sense of international ethics, Part II
• The difference between atheists and agnostics
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• The difference between Windows NT Workstation and Server
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• They Say That Hope is Happiness
• The difference between ser and estar
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• Difference between alone and lonely
• So little left to say
• Among strangers who will say so many things to fill our ears
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• The difference between art and design
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• Say It Ain't So
• sex and gender
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• The difference between "call by reference" and "call by value return"
• Tough Beans they say (user)
• Difference between apology and regret
• What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
• The Difference Between Soldiers and Marines
• so much to say
• It's so easy to say you cried yourself to sleep. It's so hard to do.
• The difference between evangelical and fundamentalist Christians
• The Difference between "friends" and "significant others"
• Schopenhauer on the difference between music and other arts
• The difference between balance and pan
• On divorce, and the difference between right and good
• What is the difference between butterflies and moths?
• The difference between voltage and current
• Divining the difference between boundaries and bondage
• The difference between Satanism and Satan worship
• they gather between lifetimes where the water shines
• Allergy or Intolerance: The Culinary Difference Between Life and Death
• The difference between a road and a street
• The difference between "kokuso" and "kokuhatsu"
• Differences between C and Borland Delphi
• Difference Between Epicurus and Plato's concept of knowledge
• Differences between Greek and Roman religion
• The Differences between Our Hands and Feet
• There is no difference between a politician and an evangelist
• Inductive reasoning vs. Deductive reasoning
• The difference between a cupcake and a muffin
• The difference between 'Pagans' and 'Wiccans'
• The difference between the rich and the poor: the answer, but not the solution, to possibly the biggest world issue.
• What's the difference between knowledge and learning?
• The difference between use and utilize
• Difference between science, engineering, and technology
• the difference between film and theatre
• The difference between desire and being desired
• what is the differences between square and circular aperture to the pin hole ?
• Differences between Master of Orion games
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• The difference between poetry and prose
• The difference between minority pride and majority pride
• Difference Between Dry Herb Vaporizer And Oil Vaporizer
• The important difference between cow and sheep brains
• Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
• And the things you can't remember tell the things you can't forget
• The Ten Things You Can't Say in America
• Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
• The conceptual difference between a food and a drug
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• Everyone has something they can't cook
• Some Lovers Try Positions That They Can't Handle
• On the Supposed Difference Between History and Falsity
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• Can't tell if being trolled
• I think this hurts. I can't tell.
• Can't you tell we're barrelling toward an alien future?
• The difference between tritone, augmented fourth, diminished fifth, #11 and b5
• differences between dragons, wyverns and dragonets
• The difference between drama and melodrama
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• I can't say anything to you.
• I can't tell you my username because I know you too well
• Sorry, I can't hear what you say
• The trick is knowing the difference between the radio and real life
• The difference between just and equal temperament
• The difference between being naked and nude
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
• My fingers find the well-loved throat they seek
• Fingers slide together and, I am so alive
• He takes the light switch between two fingers, wishing for a chain to pull
• If you can't tell, does it matter?
• The difference between Free Software and Open Software
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Are you such a fucking loser you can't tell when you've won?
• Leading a UK political party: differences between Labour and Conservatives

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