Findings:

• There was a land where lived no violets
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• There Was a Man of Double Deed
• A knock there was upon the door
• There was a moment of drunken silence
• relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
• No shit, there I was
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• There Once Was a Farmer
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• Where's the kaboom?
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• There was a baby in China
• Before you, there was me
• There Was a Child Went Forth
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• There was once a Man
• There was a man with tongue of wood
• There was a man and a woman
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• There was a time before
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• Unfortunately, there was no applause
• Before inertia, there was impetus
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• There Was No Leak
• I was there
• There once was a girl named Irene
• Once there was a way...
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
• There was a little girl
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• Was it ever there?
• There was a young lady of Riga
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• There was a rose that faded young
• and there was this girl
• Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• I remember, there was one
• There once was a man from St. Paul
• One hour there was sunlight
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• There was a cold day
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• Was There a Time
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
• There was no one waiting for me...
• There Was A Friend
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• There was a time when I was a better person
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• There was always the blue of you
• There Was a Desert in My Head
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
• I worked at the mall in the 80s. There was a cult that used to recruit out on the front steps.
• Why, Martha, for the longest time there was no railway station in Slough!
• There was an old lady
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• There once was a chicken named Alice
• irrational workplace feud
• the great practical joke feud
• The KGB / GRU Feud
• There's Something About Mary
• out there
• You can't get there from here
• Do or do not, there is no try
• IN THE GRIM FUTURE OF HELLO KITTY, THERE IS ONLY WAR.
• There is no spoon
• There is good country music
• There's a Wocket in My Pocket!
• What danger is there in cussing?
• There is only ONE God
• There are four lights
• The more you eat, the more there are
• Why are there Black Vulcans?
• you had to be there
• Aye, there's the rub
• there's no accounting for taste
• Candide and His Valet Arrive in the Country of El Dorado--What They Saw There
• Candide and Martin Touch upon the English Coast -- What They See There
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• Is That All There Is?
• beyond the veil of nothingness there exists a sea of poets, judges all
• There is no enemy anywhere
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• There is no suck, only blow
• There is no happy ending
• Are we there yet?
• There are no atheists in the foxholes
• There is infinite hope, but not for us
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• There is Power in a Union
• There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
• Being There
• Hang in there
• there is no existing mythology
• There Is Nothing Left to Lose
• There's no substitute for cubic inches
• How I came to Spaceland, and what I saw there
• Is there anybody out there?
• There are no transitional fossils
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• There's a sucker born every minute
• There's an alien in your bag
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• all the cute guys will be there
• There is no strategy in StarCraft
• There's a story behind it
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• The more laws there are, the more crime there is
• There is only one electron
• Getting rid of start menu items
• At Least There is Racing
• there's good and bad in being a database administrator
• Why there hasn't been much hooliganism in holland during Euro2000
• Right there a song became a soundtrack for this space in time
• The Party Over There
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• there's water on Mars!
• Be a problematic duck over there
• There are more stars in the universe than grains of sand on earth
• I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• There's a bear outside the tent!
• Why there are seven days in a week
• This is our ool. Notice there is no P in it. Please keep it that way.
• There is no good depression. It's not sexy. It's not fun. It's not the new rock and roll.
• There is
• There are no three letter .coms left
• Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?
• There are other things I haven't told you yet
• A drug that gives instant orgasms
• How many melodies are there in the universe?
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• There are no facts
• There is neither mastery nor slavery except as it exists in the attitude of the soul toward the world
• There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy
• If God is good, why is there so much suffering in the world?
• But there are NUNS watching us!
• There's always a catch!
• Oh, Is There Not One Maiden Breast
• Without religion, there is no God
• There Is No Lumber Cartel
• Now there's something you don't see every day, Chauncy
• There is no "Judeo Christian" ethic
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• How many living things are there on earth?
• there is very little that all christians would agree on

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