Findings:

• Getting out of a traffic ticket
• Broadway is Missing out on the Biggest Idea Ever
• Brothers Gonna Work It Out
• How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
• Finding out where a net user lives
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• Take a twenty-pound sledgehammer and vigorously and fanatically wield it against your confining ten-pound mold, your five-pound rut and smash the ever loving shit out of it, lovingly.
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• This is the worst vacation ever! I am going to cut open your forehead with a roofing shingle!
• How to find out if an egg has gone bad
• A metaphor for sex
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• the fact that i exist is testament to the perverse wonder that remains in the world, and i am not afraid that it will ever disappear
• Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• All that I am and ever want to be
• Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
• Find every story and every poem you've ever written. Now rewrite them in blood.
• Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Tonight I am the one below the window, fresh out of pebbles
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• Printing something to find out where the printer is
• Find an out
• How to find out if a Web company is monitoring your browsing habits
• I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
• As long as you keep looking for love, it ain't gonna find you.
• How to find out your own IP address
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• I am not one of the millions that went in. I am one of the few that came out.
• Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit (fiction) mp3 (recording)
• We're gonna find the bastard and "reward" him.
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• fuck around and find out
• In the end it took me a dictionary, to find out the meaning of unrequited...
• Fan Out and Find the Focker
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• I am worn out with the beauty of the most trivial things
• It is important go out for a late walk in the new snow
• I Am
• am
• .am
• Luke, I am your father
• Pan American Games
• I am the Walrus
• I look better when I am wet
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• I think therefore I am
• I am not making this up
• You Am I
• I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
• Am I my brother's keeper?
• Trans Am
• Why I am bitter and angry.
• I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General
• The day I realized how sane I really am
• I am the very model of a modern teenage Cyberpunk
• What am I, chopped liver?
• I fell off the ferris wheel and now I am paralyzed and bitter
• Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds
• Texas A&M University
• I am not a hippie!
• I am not a hacker
• I am not a big sister anymore
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• I am Joe's...
• I Am Invincible!
• Society made me what I am
• I think I know that I am almost always afraid.
• Making a silk purse out a sow's ear
• Why I am not a smurf
• I am that I am
• Things I am not ashamed of
• Am I The Antichrist?
• I am Canadian
• Sometimes I am embarrassed to be Christian
• Am I or am I not a corporate slave?
• I am well. And you?
• A.M. Klein
• In caressing your follicles I am only vaguely reminded of the bitter harvest
• I am happy
• I am not a geek
• I am pointing a gub at you
• 8:16 AM
• I Am He that Aches with Love
• Why I am a Lucy Stoner
• I do not fit in; I am not alone
• I am stretched on your grave
• I am not a mind reader
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• AM radio
• And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I am yours
• The Learning Channel
• Apparently I am a potential rapist
• I am in you
• I am a little world made cunningly
• I am afraid of permanence
• I am a rock
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• I Am a Pretty Little Dutch Girl
• I am not a babysitter
• BQN: I am. - Prologue
• Am I in love or still on crack?
• I am now a college graduate
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
• Am I gay?
• I am scared by fluffy pink bunny rabbits
• I am the greatest!
• Right now I am floating
• I am a Christian
• I sometimes think I am too much
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• I am not ashamed to be a consumer
• How am I doing?
• I Am the Very Model of a Modern Libertarian
• I am semi-Christian
• Why I am no longer a journalist
• Who am I
• I am not Arthur Rimbaud
• Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
• I am addicted to TUMS
• I am not hitting on you
• bind()
• gethostname()
• Am I interesting?
• I am a spammer
• I am not playing a zero sum game
• I am scorned for my lack of cufflinks
• I am confused by many things...
• Sunrise, 5:01 am
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• I am not depressed
• I am afraid to use websites of large corporations
• I am never alone
• I Am Startled Again And Again
• Today I am going to learn to fly
• I am not cynical enough to be considered an intellectual
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• I think, therefore I am that I am
• I am not anyone's "type" so far
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I am a feminist
• The cool thing about the O&M building at A&M
• What I am not
• I fear nothing. I believe nothing. I am free.
• I am the cheese
• Flax seeds will save your life
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• 2 AM Walmart run
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• I am a little concerned about my state of mind
• It's 5:30 am. Do you know where my sleep is?
• AM/PM
• I am not Batman
• I am a friend of a rape survivor
• I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
• How I am glutted with conceit of this!
• I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
• Here I am World
• Hurt, dark eyes and.. lost, I am lost
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• I am a horrible driver
• I Am a Camera
• I am a confessional
• I am an American mutt
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• I am not an attractive man
• I AM ANALOG
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?

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