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• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• She who abandons does not return
• she does not know how much I need this
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
• I am someone and I wish so much I could help you
• she does not know how much I need this (idea) mp3 (recording)
• It can be days before the vision passes and I see the world plainly again.
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• Why does taking a programming class in a language you already know suck so much?
• i am a human being. nothing human is alien to me.
• I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
• The guy at the end of Half-Life
• She does not take her trip. She does not shout out loud.
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• Women who can drop a Llama at 40 paces
• The man who can fix anything
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• Listen, we ended up ruined. I find my answers where I can.
• Who am us, anyway?
• Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• Sandra will do as Sandra always does, that is, whatever she wants
• Hands cupped into a half circle, he bent foward to help her catch a light
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• How much does Milliways really cost?
• Who needs modesty anyway?
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• I can do much better than this
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• What can we expect from the aliens?
• Can you clean up you're grammar please?
• If I could draw houses like I can draw your breasts
• You, who can go anywhere, should uncover that mystery.
• The girl who could cry flowers (a parable)
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Running as fast as they can, IRON NODER lives again! (document)
• Could We Start Again, Please?
• She could be a businesswoman
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• If I could do it all over again
• Wisest is he who knows he does not know
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• You, who said I could always count on you, forever
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• A poem for a man who does not read poetry.
• Man who invented half sour pickles (user)
• I will not help you beat yourself up
• God helps those who help themselves
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• Another bed she does not own
• So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
• Religion does not cure stupidity, nor does atheism cure it
• who needs toenails, anyway?
• In which Human Craig tries to debrief his alien friend
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• Technology can help YOU win Friends and Influence People!
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• You can never go home again
• Can I masturbate too much?
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• Spinning shapes like a song out of order. In the dark she can see fireflies.
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• Never coin a phrase if you can help it
• Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
• nick can write love poems again
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• She is glowing on fire. can she see that?
• When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
• I can prove that Jesus was both human and divine
• On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
• How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
• if you want, i can help you figure out a nice ending
• Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
• So she could feel as if she had danced
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• How much uranium does Canada produce?
• Salary of the President of the United States
• makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
• She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
• Roman Catholic theology of a cloned human's soul
• A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• One who knows does not speak
• I am a woman who does not like assholes
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• Does God care who wins?
• Does my goldfish know who I am?
• for one who does no evil, there is no ill
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• Lipstick prints wiped off on sleeves cut up for rags half a century ago
• The shadow is going away. You can breathe again. The past is closed.
• every little thing she does is magic
• The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• Round half up
• if the truth drives me mad, that doesn't really say much for my previous state, does it?
• does she need to touch her own face to know?
• I don't suppose we can wait for some alien race to come down and threaten us
• Aliens look like aliens because they're human
• We had to go away ... and dream it all up again
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• Death is inevitable anyway. Eat up.
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• Who are "they" anyway?
• Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• Helping people cheat
• The alien zombies are coming. I can feel it in my bones.
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• A crazy ideological teenager who still thinks that clear, free, rational thinking can save the world
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• i've never thought much of formulaic verse anyway
• "Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
• As Much As You Can
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• Famous people who can run a marathon
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• Could/can vs Would/will
• I can hear your thoughts much too clearly
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• That creepy fuck who smells like stale cigarettes is outside my window again
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• i can tell you the dreaming up north is real and wide
• Who can know it?
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• we can give up, but the world never will
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
• Only when you can accept the pain does it start to fade. That's what healing is.
• Can I wake you up?
• I can only pray that the same technology that created this crisis can help me put an end to it.
• he can find a cure for us, if we help him
• You mean she can
• How much more can we bear?
• Her smile could light up a three-story building
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• I could grow up to become the soft ineffectual synthesis of untold compromises that I am today
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
• too much anthropomorphizing can be dangerous
• malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• the space where you are needs your help to be empty again
• She could run a spiel like nobody's business. She could sell the world and make you wish for more.
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• who could win a rabbit
• The Things She Could Forget, If I'd Forget Them Too
• down under stars coming up, we are home again
• I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
• Who Could That Be At This Hour?
• She could not live with or without him
• Human Consciousness could be Immortal
• I never thought a picture could cause so much pain
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.

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