Findings:

• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• I'll become what you became to me
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• Tell me a story about mains
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• when strangers tell me to smile
• Though you can tell me
• I'll Tell You a Story
• Tell me not here, it needs not saying
• Tell me a story about cranes
• Ask Me Why
• This is my truth tell me yours
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• Tell me something good
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Marry me and I'll buy you a new computer
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Tell me of the nature of home
• Ask me about Loom
• Tell me a story about plains
• She tells me she drives a truck.
• Experience tells me not to try
• Belle of Belfast (I'll Tell My Ma)
• Things I'll Never Tell You
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• Don't ask don't tell
• My first comet
• I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
• They asked me to write a letter
• O tell me the truth about love
• Look into my eyes and tell me
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• Tell Me What
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• tell me a story about lesbians
• Tell Me What You Think
• Tell me a story about drains
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Don't tell me about her
• list of things
• Ask Me More Eeyore
• Tell me a story about monetary policy
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Tell me about my contradictions
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• I'll show you yours if you show me mine
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• Tell me a story about trains
• I'll tell you why you want Democracy
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• Why tell me that?
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• Tell me of good things that are happening in life
• Somebody once asked me...
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• Tell me, gentle youth, I pray thee
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• Tell me your passionate cruelty
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• Tell me a story about brains
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Tell me a story about clouds
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• and you tell me your mind is blank
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• Tell him, she told me
• Tell me a secret.
• Tell me of the nature of death
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• tell me a story about sandcastles
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• Tell me a story about bunnies
• Tell Me a Story; the Catbox Story Archive
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed
• I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
• Give me a minute, I'll change your mind.
• let me ask (user)
• Give me an hour and I'll give you your dreams
• I'll tell you something
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• I'll tell you this, though; sometimes being lost is a good thing. Just enjoy the things you might not see again.
• She asked me to stop dreaming of death
• She asked me to read her a poem
• Tell me a story about elephants
• Well I'll tell ya
• Keep a room somewhere for me, I'll find it on my way back.
• Tell me about your secret places
• Tell me a story about rains
• Ask Me Anything
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
• tell me the truth
• Tell me another lie
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
• I asked her not to forget me
• Tell me about your faith
• She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
• Squirrels are trying to tell me something
• Don't tell me everything
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Tell me a story about flowers
• Tell me where is Fancy bred?
• Tell me again why it is that I love
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• You tell me this is God?
• Tell me something dangerous and true
• Now open your eyes and tell me what you saw
• Tell me of the nature of fear
• Tell me of the nature of love
• Tell me a story
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• ask me that again and look into my eyes
• You asked me to leave. So I did.
• Tell me what to dream
• Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
• Tell me more
• tell me all your reasons
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• A gentleman never asks and a lady never tells
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug

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