Findings:

• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I'm not racist but...
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• Being a dickhead
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm not homophobic but...
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• i'm not sure but i'm listening
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• Bitter
• Victoria Bitter
• bitters
• Why I am bitter and angry.
• Bitter spar
• I fell off the ferris wheel and now I am paralyzed and bitter
• bitter melon
• Gin And Bitters
• In caressing your follicles I am only vaguely reminded of the bitter harvest
• The making of a bitter conservative
• Experience has made me bitter
• bitter end
• Angostura bitters
• Bitter Sweet Symphony
• bitter pill
• Why Be Bitter?
• Bitter Irony
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• billy bitter (user)
• Chiswick Bitter
• Brains Bitter
• Buckley's Best Bitter
• Bitter dregs
• Your bitter victory cuts like a knife
• Bitter Sugar
• Schweppes Bitter Lemon
• The Bitter End: A Triple-Forte Train Wreck
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• Bitter chocolate mousse terrine
• Ballard Bitter
• Bitter Harvest
• bitter (user)
• Geelong Bitter
• The Bitter Tears of Petra von Kant
• Lemon, Lime and Bitters
• Because it is bitter and because it is my heart
• pint of bitter (user)
• Bitter Electromagnet
• Francis Bitter
• Tesco Bitter
• Great Bitter Lake
• Jennings Bitter
• Bitter Root Town
• The batter is bitter. Butter is better.
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• the pale reflections of our bitter selves
• Parable of the Bitter Tea
• But who codes the coders?
• Everything But the Girl
• butt
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• but
• butt set
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• Good from far, but far from good
• I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
• Every Which Way but Loose
• separate but equal
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• Butt shaft
• Butt weld
• Water butt
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• But thanks for playing
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• There is infinite hope, but not for us
• anti-abortion but pro-choice
• Straight but not Narrow
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• Monkey Butt!
• butt breath
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me

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