Findings:

• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• Oh acid, is there anything you can't do?
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence is not an act, but a habit
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can
• You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• I've got nifty things to do in September but it's not September yet.
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
• hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
• I still can't save myself. I keep fragmenting
• You Can't Do That on Television
• why I think I can't do anything
• Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
• they carry but they do not understand
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• I can't do that, Dave
• You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Ghosts Can't Do It
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• You can run, but you can't hide
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• The Guards die, but do not surrender
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• I do not lift pencils for art, but for words
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• Those who can't do, teach
• I can't stop torturing myself
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• you can't do it alone
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• Thinking I could do it by myself and learning I couldn't.
• I can do it myself
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• nothing to do but hold the hand of the Buddha and roam
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• But who codes the coders?
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• but
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• Every Which Way but Loose
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• But thanks for playing
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• and i found myself in a web of connected ideas, all of them alien, yet all of them mine
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• It never rains but it pours
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• butt rot
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train

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